Tag: Stop
Ya Can’t Stop An Honest Crook — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite a plethora of lawsuits and federal charges piling up on his desk, former President Donald Trump has today made it official that…
‘Mixed-Use Development’ Roughly Translated To ‘Stop Asking About The Public Housing We Demolished’ — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new report from the Betoota 2050 plan has identified thousands of new terms to be added to the official list of of…
Mate Who Met Their Partner In High School Reckons ‘You’ll Find Someone When You Stop Looking’ — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As Jules Southey [31] sips on her cup coffee at her friend Molly’s apartment, she quickly rediscovers why her visits are few and…
Mysterious Murders In Small American Towns Suspiciously Stop After Jessica Fletcher Dies — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Police in the United States has said it “chills their blood” to think that popular TV sleuth Jessica Fletcher,…
“So Are We Just Gonna Stop Talking About The Data Breach Of Up To 10 Million People?” Asks Nation — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The people of Australia are today wondering if we are supposed to just pretend that one of our country’s biggest Telco companies didn’t…
“Stop Drinking It!” Swans Players Told By Staff The Yarra River Ain’t Like The Clean Waters Back Home — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The AFL Grand Final Parade has made its way through the city of Melbourne today, including a portion taking place along the Yarra…
Qantas Tells Vegetarians To Stop Carrying On Like A Pork Chop — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some surprising news, domestic airline Qantas has yet again found themselves trending for having no regard for their passengers, by denying on-flight…
“Please Stop Scrutinising Me!” Says Giant Baby Who Can’t Even Be Trusted To Run A Meat Raffle — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A giant baby that once worked as Deputy Premier of New South Wales has burst into tears this morning…