Ya Can't Stop An Honest Crook — The Betoota Advocate
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Ya Can’t Stop An Honest Crook — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite a plethora of lawsuits and federal charges piling up on his desk, former President Donald Trump has today made it official that…

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‘Mixed-Use Development’ Roughly Translated To 'Stop Asking About The Public Housing We Demolished’ — The Betoota Advocate
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‘Mixed-Use Development’ Roughly Translated To ‘Stop Asking About The Public Housing We Demolished’ — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new report from the Betoota 2050 plan has identified thousands of new terms to be added to the official list of of…

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Mate Who Met Their Partner In High School Reckons ‘You’ll Find Someone When You Stop Looking’ — The Betoota Advocate
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Mate Who Met Their Partner In High School Reckons ‘You’ll Find Someone When You Stop Looking’ — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As Jules Southey [31]  sips on her cup coffee at her friend Molly’s apartment, she quickly rediscovers why her visits are few and…

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Mysterious Murders In Small American Towns Suspiciously Stop After Jessica Fletcher Dies — The Betoota Advocate
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Mysterious Murders In Small American Towns Suspiciously Stop After Jessica Fletcher Dies — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Police in the United States has said it “chills their blood” to think that popular TV sleuth Jessica Fletcher,…

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"So Are We Just Gonna Stop Talking About The Data Breach Of Up To 10 Million People?" Asks Nation — The Betoota Advocate
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“So Are We Just Gonna Stop Talking About The Data Breach Of Up To 10 Million People?” Asks Nation — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The people of Australia are today wondering if we are supposed to just pretend that one of our country’s biggest Telco companies didn’t…

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"Stop Drinking It!" Swans Players Told By Staff The Yarra River Ain't Like The Clean Waters Back Home — The Betoota Advocate
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“Stop Drinking It!” Swans Players Told By Staff The Yarra River Ain’t Like The Clean Waters Back Home — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The AFL Grand Final Parade has made its way through the city of Melbourne today, including a portion taking place along the Yarra…

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Qantas Tells Vegetarians To Stop Carrying On Like A Pork Chop — The Betoota Advocate
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Qantas Tells Vegetarians To Stop Carrying On Like A Pork Chop — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some surprising news, domestic airline Qantas has yet again found themselves trending for having no regard for their passengers, by denying on-flight…

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"Please Stop Scrutinising Me!" Says Giant Baby Who Can't Even Be Trusted To Run A Meat Raffle — The Betoota Advocate
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“Please Stop Scrutinising Me!” Says Giant Baby Who Can’t Even Be Trusted To Run A Meat Raffle — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A giant baby that once worked as Deputy Premier of New South Wales has burst into tears this morning…

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