Tag: State
John Howard Placed Back Into Suspended Animation In Cryogenic Lab Until 2024 Queensland State Election — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister John Howard has been placed back into suspended animation after his work campaigning for the NSW…
Inner-City Leftie Calms Down About State Of The World After Family Drags Him To Dinner At Hoggies — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An enlightened progressive urban male has today remembered what it’s like to just not give a fuck and let the good times roll….
Retiring Liberal MP Brad Hazzard Offers To Martyr Himself In ClubsNSW Foyer For Greater Good Of State — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet has had to both thank but distance himself from outgoing Liberal MP Brad Hazzard, who…
Recession Time! Society Based On Capitalism Continues Its Perpetual State Of Crisis — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The World Bank, the US Federal Reserve and pretty much everyone else is about 95% sure we’re going to enter terrifying global recession. …
Katter Says He Is Willing To Back An Indigenous Voice To Parliament But It Would Make More Sense To Have A Black Upper House And A Black Lower House That Operates Within The Current Federal System, We Should Let The Murris And The Torres Strait Islanders Effectively Run A Black Senate Just To Double Check Everything The Southern Mob Puts Forward, Because If I’m Honest, And My Opinions Might Be Heavily Influenced By Rugby League, But Nevertheless, There’s Something To Be Said About The Solutions-Based Approach We See In Queensland Politics, Black And White, And Yes, I’m Well Aware That Our First Nations Brother-Cousins Don’t Necessarily Acknowledge State Borders, And Neither Do I, Really, As Far As I’m Concerned Anywhere South Of Bundaberg Is A Suburb Of Sydney, And The Only Border I’m Ready To Acknowledge Is The Brisbane Line, Which Was By Far The Most Cowardly Defence Proposal In The History Of Modern Military Strategy, Formulated By Those Bastards In Canberra During World War II To Concede The Northern Portion Of The Australian Continent To The Japanese So They Could Prioritise The Blue-Blooded Farming Plains Of New South Wales And Those Victorian One-Horse Brothel Towns That Ran Out Of Gold When Ned Kelly Was In Nappies, I’m Not Here Trying To Complicate Things, But It’s Worth Remembering That They Blew Up Our Inland Bridges And Major Ports And Left Us For Dead In The Face Of An Aggressive Foreign Army Chockablock With Soldiers Willing To Literally Fly Their Fighter Planes Into Defence Targets For Love Of Empire, It Makes Me Sick To Think About That Disgraceful Chapter In Our Country’s History, And This Complacency, Which Borders On Treason, Has Not Been Forgotten, Queenslanders, Black And White, Harbour A Deep Distrust For The Southern Elite To This Very Day, Mind You, The Ngarrindjeri Mob Down There On The Lower Murray River, I Don’t Mind The Cut Of Their Jib, I Spose Maybe We Can Have Them Operating Some Sort Of A Black Cross Bench, Like The Black Teals, Or The Black Katters, That’s Not A Bad Idea At All, I Mean, Really, What I’m Putting Forward Here, It’s Quite Simple When You Think About It
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s has put the proposed referendum on constitutional recognition of Indigenous people front and centre over the weekend, during his…
Mum Visiting From Out Of State Announces She’ll Be Staying With You For Two Weeks — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights mum has this week announced to her daughter that not only does she plan on visiting her in Melbourne, but…