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Scientists Confirm That Dreadlocks Start Forming Instantly After Your First Bump Of Ketamine — The Betoota Advocate

BEAU RIVERS | Local News | Contact Australian scientists at the CSIRO today released a groundbreaking study, believed to be the definitive link between dreadlocked human hair and the…

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Melbourne Girl Delighted As New Wave Gives Her Permission To Start Lecturing The Plebs Again — The Betoota Advocate
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Melbourne Girl Delighted As New Wave Gives Her Permission To Start Lecturing The Plebs Again — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Northside Melbourne resident, Ethyl Glenlyon (41), has been overcome with a state of euphoria today. And it isn’t from that cup of cold…

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"You Gotta Start Somewhere" Says Old Man Who Never Paid Half A Week's Wage To Shit In The Living Room — The Betoota Advocate
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“You Gotta Start Somewhere” Says Old Man Who Never Paid Half A Week’s Wage To Shit In The Living Room — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact With pressure growing across the Regional Queensland rental market, a local sexagenarian offered some unsolicited advice to this masthead…

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