Tag: Spending
Advice Column | Get Ultimate Payback By Quietly Spending Your Woke Kids’ Inheritance — The Betoota Advocate
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Unconditional love is that of a parent and child, of mother and son, father and daughter, of family. If…
RBA Governor Philip Lowe Daydreams About Having Those Indian Cops With The Sticks Here For Christmas To Flog Naughty Shoppers Spending Frivolously In The Economy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The happy-go-lucky economist that runs the Reserve Bank of Australia has revealed that he had a daydream recently where…
Renting Losers Curious To See What Will Happen If They Keen Spending Frivolously In The Economy And It Keeps Running Hot Which Puts Upward Pressure On Inflation And Interest Rates Causing The Housing Market To Continue Freefall Back To Reality
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Two renting losers from our town’s battler belt are curious to see what will happen if they ignore the…
“Why The Fuck Are You Buying This Plastic Halloween Rubbish, You Stupid Fucking Bogan?! I’m Trying To Curb Spending And Cool The Economy But Its Mouth-Breathing CUNTS Like YOU That Make My Job Way Fucking Harder Than It Has To Be. Just Buy Food And Pay Your Fucking Bills On Time. How Fucking Hard Is It? Fuck You! — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Reserve Bank Governor Philip Lowe has castigated a fellow shopper down at his local supermarket this morning for…
“You Just Can’t Describe It” Says Corporate Woman Before Spending 2 Hours Describing Burning Man — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local woman is busy regaling tales of her travels this morning, to an audience of disinterested work colleagues who zoned…
Couple Who’d Happily Elope Guilted Into Spending House Deposit To Appease Both Sides Of The Family — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A couple that understands that money doesn’t grow on trees has this week been guilt tripped into spending $30K on what essentially is…