Tag: Soft
Local Girl Uses Long Winded Photo Dump To Sneak In Soft Launch of New Fella — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking news from Betoota’s dating scene, it’s believed local events manager Olivia Sanders might have found herself a new bloke….
Queensland Bloke With A Bully Breed Not Named After A Car Part Must Be A Soft Cock, Says Mates — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds bloke has lost all respect from his mates for making what might possibly be the biggest blunder a tradie can…
Local Bushie Admits He Prefers Hard Gritty Slush Puppy Over Soft, Fluffy 7/11 Slurpee — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A service station connoisseur has spoken to The Advocate today, campaigning for the revival of the humble Slush Puppy. Standing outside…
Nan Has Brand Of Soft Drink No Human Has Ever Seen Before — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After two weeks of getting the veranda ready, nan is kicking off silly season with a little get together for her favourite people…
Albanese Turns Up At Parliament To Face Another Morning Of Soft Balls Thrown Up By Scotty — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The nation’s no longer new Prime Minister has today revealed to The Advocate the golden week he’s enjoying. After beginning to face a…
Soft Hand Man In Carhartt Overalls Gears Up For Big Day Pushing Pixels At Graphic Design Studio — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local graphic designer is believed to be gearing up for a big day steering his Macintosh Computer, frocking up in…