Tag: Social
NRL Star Caught Red-Handed Sniffing Coke On Social Media Says ‘This AI Art Shit Has Gone Too Far’ — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some startling news that shows just how dangerous modern technology can be, an up and coming NRL player has become one of…
Dad Just Calling To Tell You About Halfwits He Destroyed On Social Media Today — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Relationships between parents and their children can become harder to maintain as the children become adults and move out of home. But for…
Social Sport Referee Changes Decision After Being Informed He’s An Idiot With Shit For Brains — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world has witnessed a world first this week, and, incredibly, it was right here in our very own Betoota region. For the…
“Nobody Cares About Your Spotify Wrapped” Says Woman Whose Entire Social Media Footprint Consists Solely Of Baby Photos And Wedding Throwbacks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It didn’t take long for local Instagram addict Jess Mayer (33) to grow tired of reading interesting statistics about her friends and family…
Advice Column | Hiding Your Shame As A Featureless Corporate Shill At Social Gatherings — The Betoota Advocate
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Like most corporate shills, my face is entirely featureless. The smooth orb resembles little more than a blown up…
Bloke On Social Media Detox Finds Himself Deeply Invested In Indian Pole Gymnastics — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local bloke Tom Shield [34] has this week announced everybody who cares (which is no one) that he’s having a social media detox….
City Worker Treads Line Between Withdrawing From Social Life Entirely And Affording Mortgage — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man feels he’s in finance purgatory today after deciding against seeing his mates at the pub because…
2021 Social Distancing Measures Force Papou To File First-Ever Profitable Tax Return — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Betoota’s very own on Flight Path District has played host to an incredible scene today. The aptly named Betoota Flight Path Cafe has…