NRL Star Caught Red-Handed Sniffing Coke On Social Media Says 'This AI Art Shit Has Gone Too Far' — The Betoota Advocate
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NRL Star Caught Red-Handed Sniffing Coke On Social Media Says ‘This AI Art Shit Has Gone Too Far’ — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some startling news that shows just how dangerous modern technology can be, an up and coming NRL player has become one of…

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Dad Just Calling To Tell You About Halfwits He Destroyed On Social Media Today — The Betoota Advocate
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Dad Just Calling To Tell You About Halfwits He Destroyed On Social Media Today — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Relationships between parents and their children can become harder to maintain as the children become adults and move out of home. But for…

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Social Sport Referee Changes Decision After Being Informed He's An Idiot With Shit For Brains — The Betoota Advocate
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Social Sport Referee Changes Decision After Being Informed He’s An Idiot With Shit For Brains — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world has witnessed a world first this week, and, incredibly, it was right here in our very own Betoota region. For the…

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“Nobody Cares About Your Spotify Wrapped” Says Woman Whose Entire Social Media Footprint Consists Solely Of Baby Photos And Wedding Throwbacks
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“Nobody Cares About Your Spotify Wrapped” Says Woman Whose Entire Social Media Footprint Consists Solely Of Baby Photos And Wedding Throwbacks

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It didn’t take long for local Instagram addict Jess Mayer (33) to grow tired of reading interesting statistics about her friends and family…

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Advice Column | Hiding Your Shame As A Featureless Corporate Shill At Social Gatherings — The Betoota Advocate
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Advice Column | Hiding Your Shame As A Featureless Corporate Shill At Social Gatherings — The Betoota Advocate

DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Like most corporate shills, my face is entirely featureless. The smooth orb resembles little more than a blown up…

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Bloke On Social Media Detox Finds Himself Deeply Invested In Indian Pole Gymnastics — The Betoota Advocate
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Bloke On Social Media Detox Finds Himself Deeply Invested In Indian Pole Gymnastics — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local bloke Tom Shield [34] has this week announced everybody who cares (which is no one) that he’s having a social media detox….

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City Worker Treads Line Between Withdrawing From Social Life Entirely And Affording Mortgage — The Betoota Advocate
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City Worker Treads Line Between Withdrawing From Social Life Entirely And Affording Mortgage — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man feels he’s in finance purgatory today after deciding against seeing his mates at the pub because…

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2021 Social Distancing Measures Force Papou To File First-Ever Profitable Tax Return — The Betoota Advocate
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2021 Social Distancing Measures Force Papou To File First-Ever Profitable Tax Return — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Betoota’s very own on Flight Path District has played host to an incredible scene today. The aptly named Betoota Flight Path Cafe has…

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