Tag: Soccer
Pommy Bricklayer In A Shitty Mood Because He’s From A Stupid Country Thats Sucks At Soccer Bahaha — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After ten years in Australia, English construction worker Billy Blackpool (33) says he is still surprised by the cultural clashes he finds himself…
Brazillians Under Fire For Doing The Only Other Thing They Are Known For Outside Of Soccer — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Despite a commanding win against the Republic of Korea this morning, Brazil’s footballers have faced some heavy criticism. While everyone in Brazil doesn’t…
Armchair Expert To Dip Into His U/10s Soccer Career To Scream Strategic Advice At Socceroos — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Like many Aussie blokes whose belt size sits in the 40s, Harry “Hogga” Armstrong has never had an athletic build suited…
SBS Reminds Nation That Soccer Broadcasts Are Best Left To The Fucken Pros — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One week into the 2022 FIFA World Cup and almost everything is as strange and unpleasant as would be expected when sporting administrators…
World Asks Japanese Soccer Fans To Clean Up FIFA While They’re At It — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The world’s most polite and kind soccer fans have been asked by the rest of the world to please…
Elderly Sunday Soccer Referee Becomes Disoriented After Stepping Outside Centre Circle During Play — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Betoota’s Flight Path district has played host to a shocking sporting incident this weekend. An elderly football (soccer) referee was rushed to hospital…