Single Mate From Bridal Party A Little Too Desperate To See How Those Wedding Photos Turned Out — The Betoota Advocate
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Single Mate From Bridal Party A Little Too Desperate To See How Those Wedding Photos Turned Out — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A desperate groomsman is on the offensive this morning, as he hopes to hustle some new online dating material. After standing…

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Best Friend Knowingly Plays Her Role By Immediately Airdropping Recently Single Friend A Stash Of Dating App Material — The Betoota Advocate
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Best Friend Knowingly Plays Her Role By Immediately Airdropping Recently Single Friend A Stash Of Dating App Material — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Betoota woman is being praised this morning, for helping her best mate launch into a glorious hot girl summer….

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Reports Emerge That A Single Lion, Zebra, Giraffe And Hippo Are Still On The Run — The Betoota Advocate
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Reports Emerge That A Single Lion, Zebra, Giraffe And Hippo Are Still On The Run — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Zookeepers at Sydney’s Taronga Zoo are currently in crisis mode, with the escaped lion saga taking a sensational turn. It was reportedly earlier…

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Tarocash Support Race Day Sustainability By Installing Return & Earn For Single Use Plastics — The Betoota Advocate
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Tarocash Support Race Day Sustainability By Installing Return & Earn For Single Use Plastics — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The nation’s most flammable suit retailer is being applauded this week, for kickstarting a new initiative to reduce the environmental impact…

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Single Blokes Link Up For Some Good Old-Fashioned Power Drinking After Rain Scares Off The Sheilas — The Betoota Advocate
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Single Blokes Link Up For Some Good Old-Fashioned Power Drinking After Rain Scares Off The Sheilas — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Two young fellas from our town’s vapid, soulless Heights district are set to link up tonight for some good,…

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“What Do They Do In Those Shops” Says Father Who Spent Hours In Single Tackle Store On Saturday — The Betoota Advocate
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“What Do They Do In Those Shops” Says Father Who Spent Hours In Single Tackle Store On Saturday — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local father of three has today spoken to The Advocate about some of the things in life he just doesn’t understand. Previously…

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Working Single Mum Impressed Scotty Was Able To Do All Those Jobs And Have Time To Cook Dinner — The Betoota Advocate
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Working Single Mum Impressed Scotty Was Able To Do All Those Jobs And Have Time To Cook Dinner — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A hard working single mum has today found herself being impressed by former Prime Minister Scott Morrison, after finding out he not only…

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Katter Breaks Out Into 'All The Single Ladies' While Celebrating With His New Independent Sisters — The Betoota Advocate
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Katter Breaks Out Into ‘All The Single Ladies’ While Celebrating With His New Independent Sisters — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The GirlBossification of Bob Katter continues today, as the Member For Kennedy finds himself surrounded by 11 moderate female MPs that have followed…

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Landlord Informs Single Millennial Her Back Up Plan Of Being A Cat Lady Is Also Too Aspirational — The Betoota Advocate
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Landlord Informs Single Millennial Her Back Up Plan Of Being A Cat Lady Is Also Too Aspirational — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though she’d always ‘joked’ about it, local woman Felice Hart [32] has always secretly envisioned herself as a cat lady.  This concept would…

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“Let’s Give Them A Single Lane And Call It Express Pickup/Dropoff” Laughs Board Of Sydney Airport — The Betoota Advocate
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“Let’s Give Them A Single Lane And Call It Express Pickup/Dropoff” Laughs Board Of Sydney Airport — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The comedians on the board of Australia’s largest airport are in hysterics this morning, after another successful weekend clogging up major…

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