Tag: Side
Did You Know? Every Couple Years The NRL Combines Both Origin Teams Into An ‘Australian’ Rep Side — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the 2022 NRL Grand Final now in the rear view, rugby league fans around Australia were under the impression that they would…
Mate Who Got Tattoo On First Day Of Overseas Boys Trip Really Going To Miss Sleeping On That Side — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT They say travel broadens the horizon and that may be true for intrepid traveller Henry Voss (19) who has learnt that sometimes he…
Side Hustle Scotty Unveils New Hire-A-Minister Business — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The nation’s former Prime Minister has today revealed to The Advocate that he won’t ever stop grinding. This follows explosive revelations that Scott…
Side Hustle Scotty Rejects Role Of Women’s Minister Saying Extra Pressure Isn’t Worth 25% Pay Cut — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has somehow been able to put a dingleberry garnish on a shit sandwich this morning, after admitting he’d…
Side Hustle Scotty Confirms He’s Taking Oscar Piastri’s Contract With Alpine For Next F1 Season — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some very unwelcome news for Formula 1 fans, it can be revealed that the Alpine contract disaster has now been sorted out…
James Franco To Bring Out Humorous Weed-Smoking Side Of Fidel Castro — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In the most outrageous casting choice since the last outrageous casting choice, actor, comedian, and Instagram socialiser James Franco has been cast to…
Barilaro Watches His Dream Of Becoming A Sex Columnist In The Upper East Side Vanish Overnight — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former NSW Deputy Premier John Barilaro was reportedly tossing and turning in his sleep last night, as he watches his dreams of relocating…
Corporate Fat Cat Offers Gracious Nod As Luncheon Waitress Tongs 2nd Dinner Roll Onto Side Plate — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s leading businessmen is praising the work of a hospitality staff today, quite pleased to be given some extra…
Kiwi Yuppie Trying His Very Hardest To Pretend He’s Not Across Recent Changes To All Blacks Side — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the march towards the 2023 Rugby World Cup in France begins, more eyes than ever are watching the mid-year tests. With the…
New Zealand Threatens To Join Breakaway Australian Rugby Comp From The Side — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Our neighbors across the ditch have today responded to some very undiplomatic threats. The New Zealand Rugby Union has revealed that they will…