Did You Know? Every Couple Years The NRL Combines Both Origin Teams Into An 'Australian' Rep Side — The Betoota Advocate
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Did You Know? Every Couple Years The NRL Combines Both Origin Teams Into An ‘Australian’ Rep Side — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the 2022 NRL Grand Final now in the rear view, rugby league fans around Australia were under the impression that they would…

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Mate Who Got Tattoo On First Day Of Overseas Boys Trip Really Going To Miss Sleeping On That Side — The Betoota Advocate
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Mate Who Got Tattoo On First Day Of Overseas Boys Trip Really Going To Miss Sleeping On That Side — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT They say travel broadens the horizon and that may be true for intrepid traveller Henry Voss (19) who has learnt that sometimes he…

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Side Hustle Scotty Unveils New Hire-A-Minister Business — The Betoota Advocate
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Side Hustle Scotty Unveils New Hire-A-Minister Business — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The nation’s former Prime Minister has today revealed to The Advocate that he won’t ever stop grinding. This follows explosive revelations that Scott…

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Side Hustle Scotty Rejects Role Of Women's Minister Saying Extra Pressure Isn't Worth 25% Pay Cut — The Betoota Advocate
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Side Hustle Scotty Rejects Role Of Women’s Minister Saying Extra Pressure Isn’t Worth 25% Pay Cut — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has somehow been able to put a dingleberry garnish on a shit sandwich this morning, after admitting he’d…

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Side Hustle Scotty Confirms He's Taking Oscar Piastri’s Contract With Alpine For Next F1 Season — The Betoota Advocate
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Side Hustle Scotty Confirms He’s Taking Oscar Piastri’s Contract With Alpine For Next F1 Season — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some very unwelcome news for Formula 1 fans, it can be revealed that the Alpine contract disaster has now been sorted out…

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James Franco To Bring Out Humorous Weed-Smoking Side Of Fidel Castro — The Betoota Advocate
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James Franco To Bring Out Humorous Weed-Smoking Side Of Fidel Castro — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In the most outrageous casting choice since the last outrageous casting choice, actor, comedian, and Instagram socialiser James Franco has been cast to…

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Barilaro Watches His Dream Of Becoming A Sex Columnist In The Upper East Side Vanish Overnight — The Betoota Advocate
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Barilaro Watches His Dream Of Becoming A Sex Columnist In The Upper East Side Vanish Overnight — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former NSW Deputy Premier John Barilaro was reportedly tossing and turning in his sleep last night, as he watches his dreams of relocating…

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Corporate Fat Cat Offers Gracious Nod As Luncheon Waitress Tongs 2nd Dinner Roll Onto Side Plate — The Betoota Advocate
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Corporate Fat Cat Offers Gracious Nod As Luncheon Waitress Tongs 2nd Dinner Roll Onto Side Plate — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s leading businessmen is praising the work of a hospitality staff today, quite pleased to be given some extra…

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Kiwi Yuppie Trying His Very Hardest To Pretend He's Not Across Recent Changes To All Blacks Side — The Betoota Advocate
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Kiwi Yuppie Trying His Very Hardest To Pretend He’s Not Across Recent Changes To All Blacks Side — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the march towards the 2023 Rugby World Cup in France begins, more eyes than ever are watching the mid-year tests. With the…

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New Zealand Threatens To Join Breakaway Australian Rugby Comp From The Side — The Betoota Advocate
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New Zealand Threatens To Join Breakaway Australian Rugby Comp From The Side — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Our neighbors across the ditch have today responded to some very undiplomatic threats. The New Zealand Rugby Union has revealed that they will…

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