Nation’s Florists To Double The Price Gouging With New Claims Of Rose Shortage — The Betoota Advocate
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Nation’s Florists To Double The Price Gouging With New Claims Of Rose Shortage — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The newest shortage to completely take shoppers on a Easter Show level pricey ride is a rose shortage, right before Valentines Day no…

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Australia's Labour Shortage Suddenly Resolved As Busted Crypto Bros Return To The Workforce — The Betoota Advocate
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Australia’s Labour Shortage Suddenly Resolved As Busted Crypto Bros Return To The Workforce — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The post-pandemic neoliberal mantra of ‘nobody wants to work anymore’ has finally been put to bed this week, as the Australian workforce experiences…

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Woman Who Contributes To Nationwide Ketamine Shortage Every Weekend Claims To Care About Horses — The Betoota Advocate
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Woman Who Contributes To Nationwide Ketamine Shortage Every Weekend Claims To Care About Horses — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Fitzroy local Rachel Durnham will be having absolutely nothing to do with her work’s Melbourne Cup activities today. Nope, not even the promise…

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Arts Graduate Needs A Job But Feels He's Above Working In Any Sector Where There's A Shortage — The Betoota Advocate
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Arts Graduate Needs A Job But Feels He’s Above Working In Any Sector Where There’s A Shortage — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A well-meaning-ally to many is looking for a job, he says, but one where he can use his education…

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Weirdly Honest Politician Admits ‘Labour Shortage’ Is Just Slang For ‘Cheaper Migrant Labour Shortage' — The Betoota Advocate
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Weirdly Honest Politician Admits ‘Labour Shortage’ Is Just Slang For ‘Cheaper Migrant Labour Shortage’ — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact There is a dire shortage of labour and skills in Australia, the government and big business can confirm. More strikingly, there is now…

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Skilled-Labour Shortage Deepens As Real Estate Agencies Unable To Find Agents Who Can Sell Homes In This Market — The Betoota Advocate
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Skilled-Labour Shortage Deepens As Real Estate Agencies Unable To Find Agents Who Can Sell Homes In This Market — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT A Real Estate Institute of Australia (REI) survey of 8,350 real estate agencies across the country has found that over 95 per cent…

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Australian Retailers Experiencing Extreme Flared Trousers Shortage Two Weeks Out From Splendour — The Betoota Advocate
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Australian Retailers Experiencing Extreme Flared Trousers Shortage Two Weeks Out From Splendour — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As the nation’s favourite music festival looms near, Australian retailers have been forced to declare an emergency shortage of slightly transparent flared trousers…

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Local Man Wonders If Lettuce Shortage Is Also To Blame For His Nuggets Tasting Rather Gamey This Week — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Man Wonders If Lettuce Shortage Is Also To Blame For His Nuggets Tasting Rather Gamey This Week — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man is asking questions this morning after his usual breakfast nuggets from Overell’s Feedbag on Stanley…

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Local Dad Says The Only Way To Fix Australia's Gas Shortage Is To Pull His Finger Ha Ha — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Dad Says The Only Way To Fix Australia’s Gas Shortage Is To Pull His Finger Ha Ha — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota Heights dad, Kevvy Blackrock (56, signwriter), has today solved one of the most pertinent hurdles facing Australian living standards. After a fortnight…

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