Tag: Shortage
Nation’s Florists To Double The Price Gouging With New Claims Of Rose Shortage — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The newest shortage to completely take shoppers on a Easter Show level pricey ride is a rose shortage, right before Valentines Day no…
Australia’s Labour Shortage Suddenly Resolved As Busted Crypto Bros Return To The Workforce — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The post-pandemic neoliberal mantra of ‘nobody wants to work anymore’ has finally been put to bed this week, as the Australian workforce experiences…
Woman Who Contributes To Nationwide Ketamine Shortage Every Weekend Claims To Care About Horses — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Fitzroy local Rachel Durnham will be having absolutely nothing to do with her work’s Melbourne Cup activities today. Nope, not even the promise…
Arts Graduate Needs A Job But Feels He’s Above Working In Any Sector Where There’s A Shortage — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A well-meaning-ally to many is looking for a job, he says, but one where he can use his education…
Weirdly Honest Politician Admits ‘Labour Shortage’ Is Just Slang For ‘Cheaper Migrant Labour Shortage’ — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact There is a dire shortage of labour and skills in Australia, the government and big business can confirm. More strikingly, there is now…
Skilled-Labour Shortage Deepens As Real Estate Agencies Unable To Find Agents Who Can Sell Homes In This Market — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT A Real Estate Institute of Australia (REI) survey of 8,350 real estate agencies across the country has found that over 95 per cent…
Australian Retailers Experiencing Extreme Flared Trousers Shortage Two Weeks Out From Splendour — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As the nation’s favourite music festival looms near, Australian retailers have been forced to declare an emergency shortage of slightly transparent flared trousers…
Local Man Wonders If Lettuce Shortage Is Also To Blame For His Nuggets Tasting Rather Gamey This Week — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man is asking questions this morning after his usual breakfast nuggets from Overell’s Feedbag on Stanley…
Local Dad Says The Only Way To Fix Australia’s Gas Shortage Is To Pull His Finger Ha Ha — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota Heights dad, Kevvy Blackrock (56, signwriter), has today solved one of the most pertinent hurdles facing Australian living standards. After a fortnight…