Short King Makes A Point Of Being A Really Fast Walker — The Betoota Advocate
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Short King Makes A Point Of Being A Really Fast Walker — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young fellow who happens to be noticeably shorter than many of his peers is also a very fast…

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Hollywood Rushes To Shoot ‘The Big Short 2' After Next GFC Arrives Early — The Betoota Advocate
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Hollywood Rushes To Shoot ‘The Big Short 2′ After Next GFC Arrives Early — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Art imitates life according to Paramount Pictures executive, Jerry Levinwitz (43). Levinwitz made the comment this morning during the Studio’s surprise announcement that…

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Short Man Breaks The Mould By Being Extremely Well Mannered And Un-Argumentative — The Betoota Advocate
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Short Man Breaks The Mould By Being Extremely Well Mannered And Un-Argumentative — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact An extremely unusual character has been unearthed in Betoota’s Old City District this afternoon. In what is being described by local anthropologists as…

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“Coffee is Getting So Expensive,” Says Local Girl Ordering A Short Novel — The Betoota Advocate
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“Coffee is Getting So Expensive,” Says Local Girl Ordering A Short Novel — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT After a lifetime of experimenting with a range of plant-based milks, local Account Manager Chantelle Gawn has finally found “her brew”….

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Short King Wonders If He Can Pull Of Wearing His Sister's Platform Airs Without The Lads Noticing — The Betoota Advocate
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Short King Wonders If He Can Pull Of Wearing His Sister’s Platform Airs Without The Lads Noticing — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man is asking himself the hard questions this afternoon after noticing a detail on a pair…

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