Tag: Shit
“You Be Careful With That VX Shit” Says Uncle Who Had His Own Experiences With TED Platinums — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite being named after an extremely toxic nerve agent, the nation’s young blokes are eyeing off a night on…
Academy Awards Invite JR And King To Officially Commentate 2023 Oscars In Case Shit Pops Off Again — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Hollywood’s annual night of nights is upon us, as the 95th Academy Awards kicks off at Dolby Theatre, hosted by Jimmy ‘Flight Logs’…
Little Brother Bombs Out Of Race After Being Given The Shit Controller — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some sad news for Aussie F1 fans, Oscar Piastri has today been unable to finish the season-opening Bahrain Grand Prix, due to…
Brother-In-Law Was Telling Truth About Being Shit At Golf — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a shocking turn of events, Betoota man Greg Murphy (41) has learnt that his brother-in-law was telling the truth when he claimed…
Piece Of Shit Communists Scrap Super Tax Breaks For The Last People We Should Be Worrying About — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that shouldn’t surprise anyone, this new Labor Government have shown themselves to be the reds under the bed. The Albanese Government,…
Alright, I’ll Say It, I’m Done With This Toxic ‘How Many Weetbix’ Do You Do Shit — The Betoota Advocate
JAMIE HOTTAKE | Outrage | CONTACT Somehow, in a world full of violent mass conflict, identity politics run amuck and a renewed addiction for reality TV, we have forgotten…
Tradie Opting For Poke Bowl Rinsed By Mates For Attempting To Take A Solid Shit — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local tradie is the butt of every joke on a worksite today after attempting to give a shit about his…
Catholic School Begrudgingly Continues With This Science Shit — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT School is back on for 2023 which means the Catholic education system is once again forced to roll their eyes and continue teaching…
‘Fuckin Over This Shit’ Confirms Angsty Cousin In Explosive Facebook Post — The Betoota Advocate
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT That emo cousin that you only see, and try to avoid, at the family Christmas party is “fuckin over this shit” according to…
Social Sport Referee Changes Decision After Being Informed He’s An Idiot With Shit For Brains — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world has witnessed a world first this week, and, incredibly, it was right here in our very own Betoota region. For the…