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Kangaroos Set To Rest Key Players In Preparation For September Finals — The Betoota Advocate
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact The North Melbourne Kangaroos will win the 2023 AFL Premiership, it has been confirmed. The guarantee comes after the Roos, who…
Team Behind Fitzroy Garage Sesh Win Best Set Design At 2023 Oscars — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some exciting news from La La land, a couple of home grown heroes have managed to win an Oscar! The boys behind…
Bank Woos New Customers With Free Set Of Steak Knives For Every New Home Loan Over $750,000 — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The Bank of Betoota (BOB) has put the rest of the Big Five on notice this morning after it created a paradigm shift…
World Cup Hosts Qatar Set To Introduce Last Minute Ban On Post Goal Hugs — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The failed sports-washing attempt that is the 2022 FIFA World Cup has today reached a new low, with another controversial ban being introduced….
NRL Executives Sweating Explosion of BeReal Will Set New Benchmark In Off-season Scandals — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Panic is sweeping the floors of NRL headquarters this week, as officials come to grips with the explosion of the developing…
Australian Who Keeps His AC Set To 19° From September To March Says England Needs To Toughen Up — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As wildfires tear through Europe and tens of thousands are evacuated due to record-shattering heatwaves, droves of climate-change denying Australians are taking the…
Benji Marshall Confirmed For Second Gruelling Season Of Celebrity Apprentice Set At West Tigers — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Rugby League icon Benji Marshall has today confirmed that he isn’t done with the world of entertainment. Fresh off completing a season of…
Labor Party’s Casanovas Set To Cross The Floor As Albo Reveals He’s Keeping The Bonk Ban — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT There have been wild scenes this morning out of our nation’s capital after the Prime Minister of Australia continued…
ACT Set To Decriminalise Drugs In A Bid To Finally Give Canberra A Vibe — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact And in what might be the most random news of the week, the Australian Capital Territory has agreed to decriminalise small amounts of…
Confused Jakartan Hairdresser Shrugs Before Giving Australian Tourist A Set Of Corn Rows — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A downtown Jakartan hairdresser has been thrown a curveball today after a random Australian tourist rolled into his store. Owner of a hairdressing…