Kangaroos Set To Rest Key Players In Preparation For September Finals — The Betoota Advocate
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Kangaroos Set To Rest Key Players In Preparation For September Finals — The Betoota Advocate

JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact The North Melbourne Kangaroos will win the 2023 AFL Premiership, it has been confirmed. The guarantee comes after the Roos, who…

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Team Behind Fitzroy Garage Sesh Win Best Set Design At 2023 Oscars — The Betoota Advocate
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Team Behind Fitzroy Garage Sesh Win Best Set Design At 2023 Oscars — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some exciting news from La La land, a couple of home grown heroes have managed to win an Oscar! The boys behind…

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Bank Woos New Customers With Free Set Of Steak Knives For Every New Home Loan Over $750,000 — The Betoota Advocate
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Bank Woos New Customers With Free Set Of Steak Knives For Every New Home Loan Over $750,000 — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The Bank of Betoota (BOB) has put the rest of the Big Five on notice this morning after it created a paradigm shift…

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World Cup Hosts Qatar Set To Introduce Last Minute Ban On Post Goal Hugs — The Betoota Advocate
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World Cup Hosts Qatar Set To Introduce Last Minute Ban On Post Goal Hugs — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The failed sports-washing attempt that is the 2022 FIFA World Cup has today reached a new low, with another controversial ban being introduced….

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NRL Executives Sweating Explosion of BeReal Will Set New Benchmark In Off-season Scandals — The Betoota Advocate
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NRL Executives Sweating Explosion of BeReal Will Set New Benchmark In Off-season Scandals — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Panic is sweeping the floors of NRL headquarters this week, as officials come to grips with the explosion of the developing…

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Australian Who Keeps His AC Set To 19° From September To March Says England Needs To Toughen Up — The Betoota Advocate
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Australian Who Keeps His AC Set To 19° From September To March Says England Needs To Toughen Up — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As wildfires tear through Europe and tens of thousands are evacuated due to record-shattering heatwaves, droves of climate-change denying Australians are taking the…

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Benji Marshall Confirmed For Second Gruelling Season Of Celebrity Apprentice Set At West Tigers — The Betoota Advocate
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Benji Marshall Confirmed For Second Gruelling Season Of Celebrity Apprentice Set At West Tigers — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Rugby League icon Benji Marshall has today confirmed that he isn’t done with the world of entertainment. Fresh off completing a season of…

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Labor Party's Casanovas Set To Cross The Floor As Albo Reveals He's Keeping The Bonk Ban — The Betoota Advocate
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Labor Party’s Casanovas Set To Cross The Floor As Albo Reveals He’s Keeping The Bonk Ban — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT There have been wild scenes this morning out of our nation’s capital after the Prime Minister of Australia continued…

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ACT Set To Decriminalise Drugs In A Bid To Finally Give Canberra A Vibe — The Betoota Advocate
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ACT Set To Decriminalise Drugs In A Bid To Finally Give Canberra A Vibe — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact And in what might be the most random news of the week, the Australian Capital Territory has agreed to decriminalise small amounts of…

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Confused Jakartan Hairdresser Shrugs Before Giving Australian Tourist A Set Of Corn Rows — The Betoota Advocate
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Confused Jakartan Hairdresser Shrugs Before Giving Australian Tourist A Set Of Corn Rows — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A downtown Jakartan hairdresser has been thrown a curveball today after a random Australian tourist rolled into his store. Owner of a hairdressing…

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