Tag: Servo
Depleted Bachelor Chases One Last Sugar Hit By Devouring Last Discount Bunny In Servo Bargain Bin — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Bachelor has decided to drill himself further into a pre-diabetic coma this morning as he enjoys one last chunk…
Plastic Servo Rose Should Do The Trick — The Betoota Advocate
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A new report has found that a plastic rose from the local servo, valued at only $9.95, is the perfect Valentine’s Day gift….
Local Dork Buying Woodfire Kindling From Servo Sets Horrible Precedent For Apocalypse — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Preparing for a cheeky little evening around the fire pit, local dork Keigan Pringle has confirmed he would be absolutely useless in an…
Teenager Out The Front Of Servo On 9th Spit Of The Minute — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In Betoota Ponds, a local teenager might have a lot more behind him than Betoota Ponds Independent Fuel. Standing out the front of…
Bloke On Date Three Discreetly Ducks Into Servo After Making Poor Judgement Call With Garlic Heavy Dish — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who’s found himself on pivotal date number three has unfortunately made a poor judgemental call with his meal choice, which now…
Road Worker Chewing Through 3am Servo Sandwich Unsure If Mayo Is Tangy Or Brimming With Salmonella — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A starving road worker has decided to play some ‘Caltex Roulette’ this morning, rolling the dinner dice on a chicken and…
Albo Orders Spring Rolls Over Potato Scallop At Servo Bain Marie — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Just a couple of weeks into his Prime Ministership, Anthony Albanese is under fire. In his first few weeks in the top job,…