Depleted Bachelor Chases One Last Sugar Hit By Devouring Last Discount Bunny In Servo Bargain Bin — The Betoota Advocate
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Depleted Bachelor Chases One Last Sugar Hit By Devouring Last Discount Bunny In Servo Bargain Bin — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Bachelor has decided to drill himself further into a pre-diabetic coma this morning as he enjoys one last chunk…

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Plastic Servo Rose Should Do The Trick — The Betoota Advocate
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Plastic Servo Rose Should Do The Trick — The Betoota Advocate

FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A new report has found that a plastic rose from the local servo, valued at only $9.95, is the perfect Valentine’s Day gift….

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Local Dork Buying Woodfire Kindling From Servo Sets Horrible Precedent For Apocalypse  — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Dork Buying Woodfire Kindling From Servo Sets Horrible Precedent For Apocalypse  — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Preparing for a cheeky little evening around the fire pit, local dork Keigan Pringle has confirmed he would be absolutely useless in an…

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Teenager Out The Front Of Servo On 9th Spit Of The Minute — The Betoota Advocate
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Teenager Out The Front Of Servo On 9th Spit Of The Minute — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In Betoota Ponds, a local teenager might have a lot more behind him than Betoota Ponds Independent Fuel. Standing out the front of…

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Bloke On Date Three Discreetly Ducks Into Servo After Making Poor Judgement Call With Garlic Heavy Dish — The Betoota Advocate
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Bloke On Date Three Discreetly Ducks Into Servo After Making Poor Judgement Call With Garlic Heavy Dish — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who’s found himself on pivotal date number three has unfortunately made a poor judgemental call with his meal choice, which now…

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Road Worker Chewing Through 3am Servo Sandwich Unsure If Mayo Is Tangy Or Brimming With Salmonella — The Betoota Advocate
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Road Worker Chewing Through 3am Servo Sandwich Unsure If Mayo Is Tangy Or Brimming With Salmonella — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A starving road worker has decided to play some ‘Caltex Roulette’ this morning, rolling the dinner dice on a chicken and…

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Albo Orders Spring Rolls Over Potato Scallop At Servo Bain Marie — The Betoota Advocate
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Albo Orders Spring Rolls Over Potato Scallop At Servo Bain Marie — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Just a couple of weeks into his Prime Ministership, Anthony Albanese is under fire. In his first few weeks in the top job,…

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