Conclusion Of Daylight Savings Sees Local Man Order Himself A PS5 — The Betoota Advocate
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Conclusion Of Daylight Savings Sees Local Man Order Himself A PS5 — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today come to terms with the reality that has set in around him.  Namely the fact that he’s living…

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Uni Grad’s Transition From Labourer To White Collar Sees $6 Sushi Replace $4 Banh Mi For Daily Feed — The Betoota Advocate
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Uni Grad’s Transition From Labourer To White Collar Sees $6 Sushi Replace $4 Banh Mi For Daily Feed — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today spoken to The Betoota Advocate about the good life he’s currently living. The recently employed architect here in…

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Dolphins 28-18 Win Over Roosters Sees Wayne Bennett Shatter Previous Record Of 3 Post-Match Winks — The Betoota Advocate
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Dolphins 28-18 Win Over Roosters Sees Wayne Bennett Shatter Previous Record Of 3 Post-Match Winks — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NRL’s newest expansion side, The Dolphins have silenced all of their smart arse critics overnight, by pumping the premiership favourites the Roosters…

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Cyber Attack On Red Rooster Sees One Bloke From Cannon Hill Named Greg's Data Leaked — The Betoota Advocate
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Cyber Attack On Red Rooster Sees One Bloke From Cannon Hill Named Greg’s Data Leaked — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Another data breach has hit a well known Australian brand as Red Rooster suffers a cyber attack that has stolen the data of…

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Boyfriend Sees Nothing Wrong With Cramming As Much Washing Into Machine That Laws Of Physics Allow — The Betoota Advocate
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Boyfriend Sees Nothing Wrong With Cramming As Much Washing Into Machine That Laws Of Physics Allow — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has come to the conclusion, on his own, that a load of washing isn’t what…

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Woman Whose Car Tyres Are As Bald As The Rock Sees No Issue With Dropping $2k On A New Tattoo — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As she looks in the mirror, local woman Lizzie Gordon [26] comes to the shocking realisation that she hasn’t updated her appearance in…

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Scott Morrison's Secret Job Spree Sees Australia's Unemployment Level Plummet To Record Low — The Betoota Advocate
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Scott Morrison’s Secret Job Spree Sees Australia’s Unemployment Level Plummet To Record Low — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Further details on the former Prime Minister’s desecration of the nation’s democracy have been confirmed today. It has been revealed that Scott Morrison’s…

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Ricky Stuart Clarifies That As A Queanbeyan Local, He Knows A Weak Gutted Dog When He Sees One — The Betoota Advocate
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Ricky Stuart Clarifies That As A Queanbeyan Local, He Knows A Weak Gutted Dog When He Sees One — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Canberra Raiders coach Ricky Stuart has today poured fuel on the fire he lit on Saturday night. The fiery character has moved to…

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Gentrification In Rural NSW Sees Cavoodle Overtake 2-Face Putrid Mutt As Most Popular Dog Breed — The Betoota Advocate
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Gentrification In Rural NSW Sees Cavoodle Overtake 2-Face Putrid Mutt As Most Popular Dog Breed — The Betoota Advocate

RICK MOSS | Townie Issues | CONTACT According to new data from one of those property magazines that thinks unsustainably inflated house prices are a good thing, rural Australia…

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Psych Student Staring Up At Mouldy Ceiling Unsure If She Sees A Bat Or A Rotisserie Chicken — The Betoota Advocate
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Psych Student Staring Up At Mouldy Ceiling Unsure If She Sees A Bat Or A Rotisserie Chicken — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Polytechnic psychology student has found herself the unwitting recipient of a Rorschach test this afternoon, after the black mould that had…

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