Tag: Sees
Conclusion Of Daylight Savings Sees Local Man Order Himself A PS5 — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today come to terms with the reality that has set in around him. Namely the fact that he’s living…
Uni Grad’s Transition From Labourer To White Collar Sees $6 Sushi Replace $4 Banh Mi For Daily Feed — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today spoken to The Betoota Advocate about the good life he’s currently living. The recently employed architect here in…
Dolphins 28-18 Win Over Roosters Sees Wayne Bennett Shatter Previous Record Of 3 Post-Match Winks — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NRL’s newest expansion side, The Dolphins have silenced all of their smart arse critics overnight, by pumping the premiership favourites the Roosters…
Cyber Attack On Red Rooster Sees One Bloke From Cannon Hill Named Greg’s Data Leaked — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Another data breach has hit a well known Australian brand as Red Rooster suffers a cyber attack that has stolen the data of…
Boyfriend Sees Nothing Wrong With Cramming As Much Washing Into Machine That Laws Of Physics Allow — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has come to the conclusion, on his own, that a load of washing isn’t what…
Woman Whose Car Tyres Are As Bald As The Rock Sees No Issue With Dropping $2k On A New Tattoo — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As she looks in the mirror, local woman Lizzie Gordon [26] comes to the shocking realisation that she hasn’t updated her appearance in…
Scott Morrison’s Secret Job Spree Sees Australia’s Unemployment Level Plummet To Record Low — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Further details on the former Prime Minister’s desecration of the nation’s democracy have been confirmed today. It has been revealed that Scott Morrison’s…
Ricky Stuart Clarifies That As A Queanbeyan Local, He Knows A Weak Gutted Dog When He Sees One — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Canberra Raiders coach Ricky Stuart has today poured fuel on the fire he lit on Saturday night. The fiery character has moved to…
Gentrification In Rural NSW Sees Cavoodle Overtake 2-Face Putrid Mutt As Most Popular Dog Breed — The Betoota Advocate
RICK MOSS | Townie Issues | CONTACT According to new data from one of those property magazines that thinks unsustainably inflated house prices are a good thing, rural Australia…
Psych Student Staring Up At Mouldy Ceiling Unsure If She Sees A Bat Or A Rotisserie Chicken — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Polytechnic psychology student has found herself the unwitting recipient of a Rorschach test this afternoon, after the black mould that had…