António Guterres Discovers Scotty Secretly Appointed Himself Secretary-General Of The UN — The Betoota Advocate
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António Guterres Discovers Scotty Secretly Appointed Himself Secretary-General Of The UN — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In a shocking new twist to the Side Hustle Scotty saga, it can now be revealed the former Prime Minister is going global….

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Australian Dance Music Now Dominated By Christian DJs After Scotty Secretly Takes Over Ministry Of Sound — The Betoota Advocate
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Australian Dance Music Now Dominated By Christian DJs After Scotty Secretly Takes Over Ministry Of Sound — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some bizarre news, it appears Scott Morrison’s rampage on ministries has gone a lot deeper than initially thought, as documents reveal the…

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Scotty Reveals He Secretly Took Over Various Ministries After Watching Order Of The Phoenix — The Betoota Advocate
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Scotty Reveals He Secretly Took Over Various Ministries After Watching Order Of The Phoenix — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In news that has surprised absolutely no one, it appears that a man known for roleplaying as blue-collar workers has now found himself…

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Nation's Secretly Tender Bad Boys Break Out The Greaser Jackets In Tribute To Their First Love — The Betoota Advocate
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Nation’s Secretly Tender Bad Boys Break Out The Greaser Jackets In Tribute To Their First Love — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians of all ages are today mourning the first woman they were hopelessly devoted to, Olivia Newton-John. Colloquially known as ‘The Neutron Bomb’…

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