Tag: Scotty
Scotty Wonders If He’ll Ever Get Carted Out To Help In Future Elections — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With the discs of his old Nintendo Wii now so worn down they resemble the rings of Saturn, former PM Scotty from Marketing…
Scotty Absolutely Rooted After Putting In A Full 6 Hour Day At The Robodebt Royal Commission — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has reportedly booked a two hour massage and king suite at Brisbane’s Calile Hotel this evening, after punching…
“Bloody Hell! You’d Think I Shat On The Rug The Way He’s Carrying On!” Says Scotty On Facing Censure Motion — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison is facing a censure motion in Parliament over his controversial measures to make sure…
Labor Pledge $1.7B More Than Scotty For Private Schools Because Where Else Do Union Staff Come From — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Labor earmarked $70.2 billion for private schools in Tuesday’s budget, which is roughly $1.7 billion more than was promised…
Scotty Gets First Corporate Speaking Gig Opening For Willie Mason At Revesby Honda Dealership AGM — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today ended the speculation on what the fuck he plans to with himself career-wise, after nuking…
Scotty Reveals Why He Can’t Actually See Anything Wrong With His Behaviour — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As the nation deals with the idea that Scotty from Marketing secretly swearing himself into umpteen different jobs was perfectly legal, Scotty has…
António Guterres Discovers Scotty Secretly Appointed Himself Secretary-General Of The UN — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In a shocking new twist to the Side Hustle Scotty saga, it can now be revealed the former Prime Minister is going global….
Confused Scotty Loses Track Of Jobs And Shows Up To Host The Project — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Proving that a broken clock is right twice a day but a busted former PM never is, a confused Scott Morrison has lost…
Scotty Provides Images Of His Daily Briefings To Prove He Was Across All Of Those Secret Jobs — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The nation’s busiest man has today provided some rock-solid evidence that he does in fact live up to the title. Former Prime Minister…
Albanese Turns Up At Parliament To Face Another Morning Of Soft Balls Thrown Up By Scotty — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The nation’s no longer new Prime Minister has today revealed to The Advocate the golden week he’s enjoying. After beginning to face a…