Mid-Strength Schooner In World’s Shittest City Now Costs More Than A Kebab — The Betoota Advocate
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Mid-Strength Schooner In World’s Shittest City Now Costs More Than A Kebab — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In sad news for Sydneysiders that enjoy a glass sandwich, the price of a mid-strength schooner is about to really hit…

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Schooner Glass Edges Closer To Piss-Soaked Trough Wall With Every Slash — The Betoota Advocate
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Schooner Glass Edges Closer To Piss-Soaked Trough Wall With Every Slash — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After two and a bit years of hand sanitiser and sit-down-only dining, it seems the regulars at Betoota’s Lord Kidman Hotel must be…

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Queensland Fans Demand Munster Never Touches Another Schooner Again — The Betoota Advocate
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Queensland Fans Demand Munster Never Touches Another Schooner Again — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a strange twist of events, Rugby League fans from Queensland have today demanded that one of their stars steer clear of the…

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