Man Who Peaked In High School Finally Removes Bad Boy Club Sticker From Hyundai Excel — The Betoota Advocate
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Man Who Peaked In High School Finally Removes Bad Boy Club Sticker From Hyundai Excel — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Tuesday marked the end of an era for self-assessed legend Pauly “the man” Denso as he tearfully removed the remnants of the faded…

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Hometown Jocks Who Used To Ridicule 'Wogball' In School Now Banned From Cheering For The Socceroos — The Betoota Advocate
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Hometown Jocks Who Used To Ridicule ‘Wogball’ In School Now Banned From Cheering For The Socceroos — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian footballing renaissance is currently underway, as the national side continues to exceed global expectations at the 2022 FIFA World Cup. The…

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Elite Private School Mate On Tour Manages To Find Some Half-Decent Bags At The World Cup — The Betoota Advocate
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Elite Private School Mate On Tour Manages To Find Some Half-Decent Bags At The World Cup — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A recent graduate of the town’s leafiest school for boys’ school announced to his fellow travellers that he’s managed…

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Qatar Fan Village Mistaken For Average Australian Public School — The Betoota Advocate
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Qatar Fan Village Mistaken For Average Australian Public School — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The sea of demountable buildings that’ve sprung up around Qatar this month has been confused for an average Australian…

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Mate Who Met Their Partner In High School Reckons ‘You’ll Find Someone When You Stop Looking’ — The Betoota Advocate
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Mate Who Met Their Partner In High School Reckons ‘You’ll Find Someone When You Stop Looking’ — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As Jules Southey [31]  sips on her cup coffee at her friend Molly’s apartment, she quickly rediscovers why her visits are few and…

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High School Teacher Goes Into Damage Control After Group Of Year 9s Find Her Burner Account — The Betoota Advocate
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High School Teacher Goes Into Damage Control After Group Of Year 9s Find Her Burner Account — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A teacher at Betoota Heights secondary college is today dealing with a rapidly escalating situation. The Maths/IT teacher at the local high school…

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Old English Font Now Purely Reserved For High School Shakespeare Essays And Postcode Tattoos — The Betoota Advocate
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Old English Font Now Purely Reserved For High School Shakespeare Essays And Postcode Tattoos — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A recent report by the World Font Foundation (WFF) has determined that the Old English font is now purely reserved for high school…

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Optus Hacker Apologises For Everything And Says He's Been Grounded For Entire School Holidays — The Betoota Advocate
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Optus Hacker Apologises For Everything And Says He’s Been Grounded For Entire School Holidays — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 9-year-old boy from our nation’s self-serving, sanctimonious “first state” of New South Wales has apologised for hacking into…

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Elite Private School Boys Caught Acting Elite Sydney Private School Boys Again — The Betoota Advocate
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Elite Private School Boys Caught Acting Elite Sydney Private School Boys Again — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In news that comes as a shock to almost no one, a group of elite private school boys has been busted acting like…

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Dad’s Turn To Prepare School Lunches Involves Pitstop At Local Bakery Before School Drop Off — The Betoota Advocate
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Dad’s Turn To Prepare School Lunches Involves Pitstop At Local Bakery Before School Drop Off — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Dad is setting his kids up for success this morning, after pulling together some quick-fire school lunches. The Advocate…

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