Tag: Rural
Rural Dad Exploring School Options Weighs Up Child Safety Against Dream Of Raising An NRL Star — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Dad is drawing up an SWOT analysis this morning, as he begins to debate the future of his eldest…
Unprecedented! Rugby League Players Brawl After Losing Match And Drinking 100 Schooners In Rural NSW — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that has shaken the very foundations of the National Rugby League, it seems that a weekend of heavy drinking in regional…
David Elliot Informs Perrottet That It’s Time For Him To Flee To Rural Argentina — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some shocking news today, The Betoota Advocate can confirm that the NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet is considering a drastic career move. According…
Launceston Ready To Go Full Biloela On Home Affairs As Another Beloved Rural Family Faces Deportation — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It appears that the Albanese Government are about to learn the same lessons that Scott Morrison learnt about the protective mateship of rural…
Rural Cabbie Turns Out To Be An Aeronautical Engineer Still Waiting To Hear Back From Dutton — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Ajay Patel (36) is one of six Indians in the Western Queensland town of Opalcrims (population 2500) Half of them work in the…
City Girl Disappointed Rural Town Lacks Hunky Police Detective Solving Triple Murder Homicide Like In All The Books — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Sydney girl who moved to the bush looking for love is in for a shock today, as she comes to…
National Party Confirms Commitment To Rural Australia By Destroying Another Liberal Government — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The National Party is once again proving themselves to be the saviours of rural Australia, by destroying yet another Coalition Government from the…
Gentrification In Rural NSW Sees Cavoodle Overtake 2-Face Putrid Mutt As Most Popular Dog Breed — The Betoota Advocate
RICK MOSS | Townie Issues | CONTACT According to new data from one of those property magazines that thinks unsustainably inflated house prices are a good thing, rural Australia…
Labor Not As Keen To Close Borders Over Virus That Only Affects Rural Australians — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Labor Party heavyweights have once again broken out the brand new moleskin trousers and sparkling akubra hats for a regional visit….
Rest Of The Nation Horrified At Having To Pay Rural Supermarket Prices For Lettuce — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia’s inner-city, suburban and more urban regional residents have a new thing to shake their heads at this week. With the price of…