Tag: Running
Victorian Liberals Admit Running Hando From Footscray Was A Mistake — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In the the state of Victoria enters the last days of campaigning ahead of the election, the man hoping…
Local Fuckboy Warns Ladies Of His Commitment Issues Running No-sock And Loafer Combo At The Races — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A prominent fuckboy is letting local girls know he’s here for a good time, not a long time this afternoon, after…
Renting Losers Curious To See What Will Happen If They Keen Spending Frivolously In The Economy And It Keeps Running Hot Which Puts Upward Pressure On Inflation And Interest Rates Causing The Housing Market To Continue Freefall Back To Reality
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Two renting losers from our town’s battler belt are curious to see what will happen if they ignore the…
Jacked Bloke Running Small Town Supplement Shop Has “Other Stuff’ If You’re Interested — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A young athlete is debating the integrity of his sporting career today, deciding whether he’s willing to start taking illegal steroids….
NASA Release Photo Of What Nathan Cleary Will See After Running Into Tino Fa’asuamaleaui Tonight — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Space and Rugby League fans are today sharing a shared bond. In a strange marriage of the universes, the National Aeronautics and Space…
ATO Excited To See How Multinational Gas Companies Claim To Be Running At A Loss This Year — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian Taxation Office has revealed today that they simply cannot wait to see some of the statements that come their way this…
Rapidly Ageing Millennial Reckons The Placebo Cover Of Running Up That Hill Was Better — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local millennial has today dropped quite the controversial statement, by insisting the Placebo cover of ‘Running Up That Hill’ is better than…