Good Day Ruined By Arrival Of Car Rego — The Betoota Advocate
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Good Day Ruined By Arrival Of Car Rego — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As a 23-year-old computer engineering student living away from home, local bloke Dominic Pritchard is financially just holding it together. Unlike…

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Party House Ruined By Serious And Loving Relationship — The Betoota Advocate
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Party House Ruined By Serious And Loving Relationship — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A terrible loss is sending shockwaves across the Betoota youth community as a party house has been ruined by a serious and loving…

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Turns Out Star Casino Is Responsible For More Crime Than Rest Of The City They Ruined — The Betoota Advocate
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Turns Out Star Casino Is Responsible For More Crime Than Rest Of The City They Ruined — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In news that comes as a shock to the entire state of NSW, a recently published report has found that Sydney’s Star Casino…

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Despite Concerns From Locals, This Coastal Town Is Too Much Of A Shithole To Be Ruined By Tourists — The Betoota Advocate
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Despite Concerns From Locals, This Coastal Town Is Too Much Of A Shithole To Be Ruined By Tourists — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A quasi sense of relief has spread across the coastal town of Magpie Bay as it has been pointed out the town…

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Australians Already Ruined Reputation After Half A Year Of International Travel — The Betoota Advocate
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Australians Already Ruined Reputation After Half A Year Of International Travel — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As everyone on Instagram (except you) enjoys sunning themselves in idyllic overseas locations and London, travelling Aussies have been putting in the hard…

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Neighbours Juicy Argument Ruined By Their Crying Child — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Apartment dwellers in Betoota’s Flight Path District got more than they bargained for as they pressed their ears against their doors and tuned…

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"Qantas Has Ruined My 4-Week Overseas Holiday By Losing My Bag!" Says Out-Of-Touch Yuppie — The Betoota Advocate
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“Qantas Has Ruined My 4-Week Overseas Holiday By Losing My Bag!” Says Out-Of-Touch Yuppie — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A sanctimonious leftie from our town’s bohemian French Quarter shared his latest gripe with Qantas this morning on social…

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Local Bloke’s Massage Ruined After Pan-Flute Cover Of Adele Reminds Him Of High School Breakup — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Bloke’s Massage Ruined After Pan-Flute Cover Of Adele Reminds Him Of High School Breakup — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Bloke’s attempt at self-care has been ruined this week, thanks to a playlist that reminded him of his toughest…

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