Tag: Rugby
The First Woman To Ever Imply That Rugby League Players Were Rootable — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With heavy hearts, the NRL are today paying tribute to the one person solely responsible for generating female interest in their game….
Rugby League Journos Enter 5th Day Of Frenzied Silence — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It’s been 5 hectic days for the journalists of the rugby league world, and it looks like there might not be any end…
Rugby Union Struggle To Poach NRL Star As Posh French Restaurant Is Bested By Chinese Buffet With Gus — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The fat cat executives at Rugby Australia are licking their wounds and their dessert sporks this week after failing to land…
Bushie Down For The Rugby In Sydney’s Been Getting A Few Compliments On His Loud Shirt And Athletic Physique — The Betoota Advocate
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor | Contact A relatively well-built young man with questionable fashion sense has made his way down from the Central West…
Unprecedented! Rugby League Players Brawl After Losing Match And Drinking 100 Schooners In Rural NSW — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that has shaken the very foundations of the National Rugby League, it seems that a weekend of heavy drinking in regional…
Eddie Jones Reveals The Three NRL Stars He Plans To Poach For Upcoming Rugby World Cup — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The new Wallabies coach is beginning his tenure with a bang, it can be confirmed today. Returning as the coach of the Australian…
Jamaica Rugby League World Cup Team Yet To Inspire Classic Film Despite All Being Ex-Sprinters — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Unlike other unlikely Jamaican teams of world sporting events past, the Jamaican Rugby League World Cup side are yet to inspire a classic…
“No, Let The Bird Watch. He Needs To See What He’s Done,” Says Rugby CEO Hamish McLennan Clutching The Marketing Pigeon — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Assigning blame for the Wallabies’ dubious loss to the All Blacks last night in the dying minutes of the…
French Rugby Scouts On High Alert As Half Of Western Sydney Arrives In Paris To Support Bam Bam — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Western Sydney UFC hero Tai ‘Bam Bam’ Tuivasa has taken a break from the choccie milk in preparations for a career-defining UFC bout…
Katter Says He Is Willing To Back An Indigenous Voice To Parliament But It Would Make More Sense To Have A Black Upper House And A Black Lower House That Operates Within The Current Federal System, We Should Let The Murris And The Torres Strait Islanders Effectively Run A Black Senate Just To Double Check Everything The Southern Mob Puts Forward, Because If I’m Honest, And My Opinions Might Be Heavily Influenced By Rugby League, But Nevertheless, There’s Something To Be Said About The Solutions-Based Approach We See In Queensland Politics, Black And White, And Yes, I’m Well Aware That Our First Nations Brother-Cousins Don’t Necessarily Acknowledge State Borders, And Neither Do I, Really, As Far As I’m Concerned Anywhere South Of Bundaberg Is A Suburb Of Sydney, And The Only Border I’m Ready To Acknowledge Is The Brisbane Line, Which Was By Far The Most Cowardly Defence Proposal In The History Of Modern Military Strategy, Formulated By Those Bastards In Canberra During World War II To Concede The Northern Portion Of The Australian Continent To The Japanese So They Could Prioritise The Blue-Blooded Farming Plains Of New South Wales And Those Victorian One-Horse Brothel Towns That Ran Out Of Gold When Ned Kelly Was In Nappies, I’m Not Here Trying To Complicate Things, But It’s Worth Remembering That They Blew Up Our Inland Bridges And Major Ports And Left Us For Dead In The Face Of An Aggressive Foreign Army Chockablock With Soldiers Willing To Literally Fly Their Fighter Planes Into Defence Targets For Love Of Empire, It Makes Me Sick To Think About That Disgraceful Chapter In Our Country’s History, And This Complacency, Which Borders On Treason, Has Not Been Forgotten, Queenslanders, Black And White, Harbour A Deep Distrust For The Southern Elite To This Very Day, Mind You, The Ngarrindjeri Mob Down There On The Lower Murray River, I Don’t Mind The Cut Of Their Jib, I Spose Maybe We Can Have Them Operating Some Sort Of A Black Cross Bench, Like The Black Teals, Or The Black Katters, That’s Not A Bad Idea At All, I Mean, Really, What I’m Putting Forward Here, It’s Quite Simple When You Think About It
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s has put the proposed referendum on constitutional recognition of Indigenous people front and centre over the weekend, during his…