Pubs To Roll Out Facial Recognition So They Can Identify Which Gamblers To Bring Spring Rolls — The Betoota Advocate
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Pubs To Roll Out Facial Recognition So They Can Identify Which Gamblers To Bring Spring Rolls — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Betoota’s very own Betoota Heights Hotel has today made headlines for signing up to a southern pokie policy. Affectionately known as the HH,…

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Nations Quirky Musos Excited To See Which Zany Instrument Bill Bailey Rolls Out This Time — The Betoota Advocate
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Nations Quirky Musos Excited To See Which Zany Instrument Bill Bailey Rolls Out This Time — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Australia’s keytar strummers are reportedly migrating to major cities this week, as metropolitan centres prepare for the arrival of musical comedian…

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City Starved Of Nightlife Queues For Two Hours For Quirky Take On Spring Rolls — The Betoota Advocate
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City Starved Of Nightlife Queues For Two Hours For Quirky Take On Spring Rolls — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | Contact Residents of the World’s Most Boring City are sliding on their gumboots this week, excited to savour the taste of lukewarm…

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Local Woman Unable To Pry Eyes Away From Boyfriends Slutty Forearms After He Rolls Up Long Sleeved Shirt — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woman Unable To Pry Eyes Away From Boyfriends Slutty Forearms After He Rolls Up Long Sleeved Shirt — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Alicia Grimley [25] is thankful for the humidity in Betoota Heights today. Ordinarily, she’s not one to appreciate it, if not…

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Adelaide Really Selling Itself As A Global City Despite Still Referring To Bánh Mì As 'Dog Rolls' — The Betoota Advocate
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Adelaide Really Selling Itself As A Global City Despite Still Referring To Bánh Mì As ‘Dog Rolls’ — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Adelaide residents are still fuming over their recent dip in ‘liveability’ after dropping 27 place The Economist Intelligence Unit’s 2022 Global Liveability Index…

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Albo Orders Spring Rolls Over Potato Scallop At Servo Bain Marie — The Betoota Advocate
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Albo Orders Spring Rolls Over Potato Scallop At Servo Bain Marie — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Just a couple of weeks into his Prime Ministership, Anthony Albanese is under fire. In his first few weeks in the top job,…

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