Tag: Reveals
Commercial Real Estate Agent On 195k Reveals Amazing Relief Stage Three Tax Cuts Will Provide — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A moderately unpopular local man named Arlo Hilton has revealed to The Advocate the wave of relief that has rolled over him today….
Dominic Perrottet Reveals Plans To Introduce New Tollways On Sydney Footpaths If Elected — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In news from Sydney, some new exciting tollways for residents of the Harbour city have been announced today. Unhappy with the numerous…
Gold Logie Winner Tom Gleeson Reveals He’s The Person Behind The $544 Million Super Account — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The mystery has been solved! After days and days of speculation, the nation finally has an answer to the superannuation question that everyone…
“Never Once Saw Drugs In My AFL Career” – Kane Cornes Reveals Nobody Liked Him Even Back Then — The Betoota Advocate
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact Irrelevant yet prolific AFL Pundit and former player Kane Cornes has wobbled his mouth up and down in front of a…
“Surprise Surprise” Laugh Nation’s Parents As Marie Kondo Reveals She’s Given Up On Tidying — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some inevitable news which comes as a surprise to no one in particular, Marie Kondo has revealed that ‘she’s kind of given…
Eddie Jones Reveals The Three NRL Stars He Plans To Poach For Upcoming Rugby World Cup — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The new Wallabies coach is beginning his tenure with a bang, it can be confirmed today. Returning as the coach of the Australian…
Local Woman Sighs As Quick Snoop Through New Bloke’s Bathroom Cupboard Reveals Half Empty Olaplex Bottle — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As local woman Nat Lindon tries to scrub the makeup off her face using some wads of wet toilet paper, she finds her…
Nan Reveals She’s Totally Prepared For Cost Of Living Crisis After Decades Of Black And Gold — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In an era where inflation has somehow become a competitive sport, some Australians are well prepared for the Cost of Living Crisis aka…
Scotty Reveals Why He Can’t Actually See Anything Wrong With His Behaviour — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As the nation deals with the idea that Scotty from Marketing secretly swearing himself into umpteen different jobs was perfectly legal, Scotty has…
Scotty Reveals He Secretly Took Over Various Ministries After Watching Order Of The Phoenix — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In news that has surprised absolutely no one, it appears that a man known for roleplaying as blue-collar workers has now found himself…