Local Woman Sighs As Quick Snoop Through New Bloke's Bathroom Cupboard Reveals Half Empty Olaplex Bottle — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woman Sighs As Quick Snoop Through New Bloke’s Bathroom Cupboard Reveals Half Empty Olaplex Bottle — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As local woman Nat Lindon tries to scrub the makeup off her face using some wads of wet toilet paper, she finds her…

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Nan Reveals She's Totally Prepared For Cost Of Living Crisis After Decades Of Black And Gold — The Betoota Advocate
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Nan Reveals She’s Totally Prepared For Cost Of Living Crisis After Decades Of Black And Gold — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In an era where inflation has somehow become a competitive sport, some Australians are well prepared for the Cost of Living Crisis aka…

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Scotty Reveals Why He Can't Actually See Anything Wrong With His Behaviour — The Betoota Advocate
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Scotty Reveals Why He Can’t Actually See Anything Wrong With His Behaviour — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As the nation deals with the idea that Scotty from Marketing secretly swearing himself into umpteen different jobs was perfectly legal, Scotty has…

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Scotty Reveals He Secretly Took Over Various Ministries After Watching Order Of The Phoenix — The Betoota Advocate
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Scotty Reveals He Secretly Took Over Various Ministries After Watching Order Of The Phoenix — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In news that has surprised absolutely no one, it appears that a man known for roleplaying as blue-collar workers has now found himself…

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Biden Reveals US Government Will Fund The Making Of Rush Hour 4 In Effort To Smooth Over Relations With China — The Betoota Advocate
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Biden Reveals US Government Will Fund The Making Of Rush Hour 4 In Effort To Smooth Over Relations With China — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT US President Joe Biden has today announced a groundbreaking foreign policy. The man in charge of the self-proclaimed home of the brave and…

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Toby Rudolf Reveals He Was 100% Serious When He Said 'Anything' — The Betoota Advocate
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Toby Rudolf Reveals He Was 100% Serious When He Said ‘Anything’ — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Cronulla Sharks prop Toby Rudolf has today thrown his support behind the introduction of an NRL pride round in the wake of Manly’s…

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Labor Party's Casanovas Set To Cross The Floor As Albo Reveals He's Keeping The Bonk Ban — The Betoota Advocate
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Labor Party’s Casanovas Set To Cross The Floor As Albo Reveals He’s Keeping The Bonk Ban — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT There have been wild scenes this morning out of our nation’s capital after the Prime Minister of Australia continued…

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Housing Crisis Even More Depressing After Census Reveals Australia Has 1 Million Empty Fucking Houses — The Betoota Advocate
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Housing Crisis Even More Depressing After Census Reveals Australia Has 1 Million Empty Fucking Houses — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some breaking news from the Land of the Property Investor, Australia currently has a million homes sitting vacant. Data from the Australian…

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Senator Hughes Reveals Marxist Teachers Are Brainwashing Kids Into Thinking They Should Own A Home — The Betoota Advocate
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Senator Hughes Reveals Marxist Teachers Are Brainwashing Kids Into Thinking They Should Own A Home — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT One of the brightest minds on the newly formed Opposition has today revealed a shocking fact about the state of the nation under…

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Christians Worried After Census Reveals Australians Are In The Corner And Losing Their Religion — The Betoota Advocate
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Christians Worried After Census Reveals Australians Are In The Corner And Losing Their Religion — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The Australian Bureau of Statistics has yesterday released their first traction of data, which reveals that those identifying as Christian has seen a…

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