Tag: Reveals
Local Woman Sighs As Quick Snoop Through New Bloke’s Bathroom Cupboard Reveals Half Empty Olaplex Bottle — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As local woman Nat Lindon tries to scrub the makeup off her face using some wads of wet toilet paper, she finds her…
Nan Reveals She’s Totally Prepared For Cost Of Living Crisis After Decades Of Black And Gold — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In an era where inflation has somehow become a competitive sport, some Australians are well prepared for the Cost of Living Crisis aka…
Scotty Reveals Why He Can’t Actually See Anything Wrong With His Behaviour — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As the nation deals with the idea that Scotty from Marketing secretly swearing himself into umpteen different jobs was perfectly legal, Scotty has…
Scotty Reveals He Secretly Took Over Various Ministries After Watching Order Of The Phoenix — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In news that has surprised absolutely no one, it appears that a man known for roleplaying as blue-collar workers has now found himself…
Biden Reveals US Government Will Fund The Making Of Rush Hour 4 In Effort To Smooth Over Relations With China — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT US President Joe Biden has today announced a groundbreaking foreign policy. The man in charge of the self-proclaimed home of the brave and…
Toby Rudolf Reveals He Was 100% Serious When He Said ‘Anything’ — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Cronulla Sharks prop Toby Rudolf has today thrown his support behind the introduction of an NRL pride round in the wake of Manly’s…
Labor Party’s Casanovas Set To Cross The Floor As Albo Reveals He’s Keeping The Bonk Ban — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT There have been wild scenes this morning out of our nation’s capital after the Prime Minister of Australia continued…
Housing Crisis Even More Depressing After Census Reveals Australia Has 1 Million Empty Fucking Houses — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some breaking news from the Land of the Property Investor, Australia currently has a million homes sitting vacant. Data from the Australian…
Senator Hughes Reveals Marxist Teachers Are Brainwashing Kids Into Thinking They Should Own A Home — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT One of the brightest minds on the newly formed Opposition has today revealed a shocking fact about the state of the nation under…
Christians Worried After Census Reveals Australians Are In The Corner And Losing Their Religion — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The Australian Bureau of Statistics has yesterday released their first traction of data, which reveals that those identifying as Christian has seen a…