Housing Crisis Even More Depressing After Census Reveals Australia Has 1 Million Empty Fucking Houses — The Betoota Advocate
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Housing Crisis Even More Depressing After Census Reveals Australia Has 1 Million Empty Fucking Houses — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some breaking news from the Land of the Property Investor, Australia currently has a million homes sitting vacant. Data from the Australian…

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Senator Hughes Reveals Marxist Teachers Are Brainwashing Kids Into Thinking They Should Own A Home — The Betoota Advocate
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Senator Hughes Reveals Marxist Teachers Are Brainwashing Kids Into Thinking They Should Own A Home — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT One of the brightest minds on the newly formed Opposition has today revealed a shocking fact about the state of the nation under…

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Christians Worried After Census Reveals Australians Are In The Corner And Losing Their Religion — The Betoota Advocate
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Christians Worried After Census Reveals Australians Are In The Corner And Losing Their Religion — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The Australian Bureau of Statistics has yesterday released their first traction of data, which reveals that those identifying as Christian has seen a…

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Census Data Reveals God Leaving This Fucked Planet Has Caused A Steep Decline In Christianity — The Betoota Advocate
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Census Data Reveals God Leaving This Fucked Planet Has Caused A Steep Decline In Christianity — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Data from last year’s census has revealed a steep dip in the number of Australians leaving Christianity, which many…

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Government Reveals Dad Will Be Banned From Eating Chickpeas Under New Methane Reduction Policy — The Betoota Advocate
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Government Reveals Dad Will Be Banned From Eating Chickpeas Under New Methane Reduction Policy — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Prime Minister Antony Albanese has today revealed an eyebrow-raising feature of a potential new policy. The PM has confirmed he is interested in…

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Dad Reveals This Energy Crisis Is Caused By You Idiots Leaving Empty Powerpoint Switches On — The Betoota Advocate
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Dad Reveals This Energy Crisis Is Caused By You Idiots Leaving Empty Powerpoint Switches On — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights father of three has today revealed one of the major causes of this current energy crisis. While he does admit…

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