Tag: Reveal
Chinese Spy Balloon Discovered To Be Elaborate Gender Reveal — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a surprise twist of events, the ‘Chinese spy balloon’ shot down off a US eastern coastline is discovered to have been an…
Bloke Who Refuses To Reveal Why He Left Police Force Furiously Demands More Detail On Indigenous Voice To Parliament — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Opposition Leader has today confirmed he has a fluid perspective on information being in the public realm. Speaking to the media…
Anti-Vaxxers Terrified Medibank Data Breach Might Reveal How They’ve Managed To Avoid Smallpox — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In yet another example of why we actually need a competent Federal Government that isn’t obsessed with photoshoots and culture wars, it seems…
Mosman Cops Reveal They Had The Biggest Boners Over Possibility Of Shooting A Couple Lions  — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Cops in the sleepy Lower North Shore of Sydney have today revealed that they woke up with the biggest morning wood ever. A…
AFP Reveal Optus Hacker May Have Breached User Data While Getting A Blowie With A Gun To His Head — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After ten years of dragging the chain on privacy protections to focus on tweaking religious discrimination laws, the Australian Government is today panicking…
NRL Players Reveal New Haircuts They’ll Be Sporting If Hair Follicle Drug Testing’s Introduced — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The great men and women of the game of Rugby League have today revealed a potential response to one of the NRL’s new…