Kangaroos Set To Rest Key Players In Preparation For September Finals — The Betoota Advocate
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Kangaroos Set To Rest Key Players In Preparation For September Finals — The Betoota Advocate

JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact The North Melbourne Kangaroos will win the 2023 AFL Premiership, it has been confirmed. The guarantee comes after the Roos, who…

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Gay Mate Didn't Need A Year Worth Of His Data Violated To Know He Needs To Give Dua Lipa A Rest — The Betoota Advocate
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Gay Mate Didn’t Need A Year Worth Of His Data Violated To Know He Needs To Give Dua Lipa A Rest — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local man Ken Dollrig (28) has today spent 10 minutes analysing perhaps the most unnecessary Spotify Wrapped data of the entire year. In…

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Victoria Gravely Overestimates How Little Of A Fuck The Rest Of Nation Give About This Inconsequential Election — The Betoota Advocate
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Victoria Gravely Overestimates How Little Of A Fuck The Rest Of Nation Give About This Inconsequential Election — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With an inconsequential state election around the corner, Victoria has once against wildly miscalculated the amount of time the rest of the nation…

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Turns Out Star Casino Is Responsible For More Crime Than Rest Of The City They Ruined — The Betoota Advocate
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Turns Out Star Casino Is Responsible For More Crime Than Rest Of The City They Ruined — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In news that comes as a shock to the entire state of NSW, a recently published report has found that Sydney’s Star Casino…

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Rest Of The Nation Horrified At Having To Pay Rural Supermarket Prices For Lettuce — The Betoota Advocate
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Rest Of The Nation Horrified At Having To Pay Rural Supermarket Prices For Lettuce — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia’s inner-city, suburban and more urban regional residents have a new thing to shake their heads at this week. With the price of…

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Old Maskless Bastards On The Bus Reckon The Rest Of Us Are Still Wearing Them For Fun — The Betoota Advocate
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Old Maskless Bastards On The Bus Reckon The Rest Of Us Are Still Wearing Them For Fun — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Masks may be mandated on public transport but the enforcement differs from bus to bus, which is something a…

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