Tag: Regional
Regional South Australians Either Jane Austen Characters Or Snowtown Characters — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the Economist’s Global Liveability Index has found that South Australia, outside of Adelaide, does not appear to have a…
Bank Confirms Closure Of Its Regional Branches Due To Country Folks Being Super Poor And Weird — The Betoota Advocate
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Tanbarrar may be a quaint regional village set amongst gorgeous desert landscapes but its residents are finding it difficult…
Anthropologists Discover Last Known Man-Bun On Head Of Regional Nightclub Security Guard — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT There’s exciting news for the anthropology community today, as a group of researchers from Royal Betoota University confirm the discovery of…
Regional Pub Serving Curry With Chips Not Getting Michelin Attention They Deserve — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In further proof that life isn’t fair, an Australian regional pub is not getting the culinary acknowledgement it deserves for serving a curry…
Girls Road Trip Impressed By Regional Radio Station’s Selection of So Fresh Hits — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local hens weekend has kicked off like Charlies Angels this morning, as a playlist of classic hits notches up to…
City Couple Horrified To Learn Regional Inbreds Buy Indoor Plants Without Woven Hanging Baskets As Well — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | Contact A pair of snobby Sydneysiders have been left mortified this morning, as they experience their first market that isn’t Harris Farm.After…
Regional Dad Casually Mentions He’ll Be Having Some Major Surgery Tomorrow — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When Sydney local Leslie Barnes had decided to randomly call her dad this morning, she hadn’t expected to have been hit with such…
The Project In Crisis As Core Demographic Of Regional P!NK-Loving Spunky Mums Turn Back On Show — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of Network Ten’s most valuable cash pigs is officially in crisis after a recent survey suggested that a…
Regional Dad Quietly Seething About How Succulent His Daughter’s Plant Based Burger’s Are — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A regional dad has today tried a Future Burger meatless patty, though it did admittedly take a bit of convincing from his daughter….
Regional Cafe Applauded For Generous Extra Slice Of Hot Buttered Toast With ‘Soup Of The Day’ — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A regional cafe has been given a standing ovation this morning, after not skimping on a side serving of toast. Tucked…