Tag: Record
Dolphins 28-18 Win Over Roosters Sees Wayne Bennett Shatter Previous Record Of 3 Post-Match Winks — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NRL’s newest expansion side, The Dolphins have silenced all of their smart arse critics overnight, by pumping the premiership favourites the Roosters…
Coles, Woolworths Bragging About Record Profits Means Local Man No Longer Feels Guilty About Stealing Meat — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Betoota Heights Coles has a meat bandit and he’s become a hero to the community this week after…
Comm Bank Confirm Their Record $5.1 Billion Profit Is A Necessary Part Of Curbing Inflation — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Commonwealth Bank of Australia has today confirmed that everything is working the way it should be. After months and months of rate…
Landlord Suffering Through Largest House Price Fall On Record Finds Peace Through Largest Rent Hike Ever — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A levitating landlord from Betoota Grove claims his hovering airiness can be put down to the inner peace he has found after a…
Wowpot jackpot heeft nieuw record bereikt
Gepubliceerd op 19 januari 2023 in Nieuws De Wowpot jackpot werd in 2022 in een nieuw jasje gestoken en blijkt een regelrechte hit te zijn….
Millennials Quit Workforce In Record Numbers After Being Forced To Return To Office Full Time — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some shocking news this morning, Jacinda Ardern has announced she will not be doing another term as New Zealand’s prime minister, stating…
Advice Column | Educating Staff On How To Decouple Record Profits From Their Low Wage Growth — The Betoota Advocate
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Are you an important corporate exec like me? Then you’d know that in times of booming corporate profits like…
Star Casino Agrees To Pay Record $100m Fine With Non-Sequential $20 Bills In A Puma Gym Bag — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The fallout from a damning report into The Star has entered a new chapter today with the Sydney casino…
Company Posts Record Profits While CEO Tells Workers ‘Slow Economy’ Is Holding Wage Growth Back — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT A box company’s entire factory workforce has considered mutiny today after CEO Glen Jenson explained the ‘slow economy’ was keeping their wages down….
Scott Morrison’s Secret Job Spree Sees Australia’s Unemployment Level Plummet To Record Low — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Further details on the former Prime Minister’s desecration of the nation’s democracy have been confirmed today. It has been revealed that Scott Morrison’s…