Tag: Reckons
“There’s Too Many Migrants!” Says Patriot Who Reckons He’s Above Working Certain Jobs — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young fella just looking for a place to rest his head at night is crestfallen today after yet…
Shacked Up Mate 8 Years Off The Market Reckons He’d Do Alright On The Apps — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT One old dog reckons he can learn a few new tricks, as self-described ‘Wife Guy’ Ben Roman (30) reckons he’d know what to…
“These Indians Are Shameless Cheats!” Says Cricket Casual That Reckons No Home Team Has Ever Doctored A Pitch — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A token office pom that often blows into conversations with yet another gripe about Australia has chimed in predictably…
Woman Who Reckons She Doesn’t Have A Nicotine Addiction Seen Getting Very Jumpy After Misplacing Vape — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local woman has today lost both an internal conflict with herself and given her boyfriend some ammunition to tease her with, after…
Mate Who Met Their Partner In High School Reckons ‘You’ll Find Someone When You Stop Looking’ — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As Jules Southey [31] sips on her cup coffee at her friend Molly’s apartment, she quickly rediscovers why her visits are few and…
Bloke At Dad’s Work Reckons His Mate Actually Had The Trifecta Yesterday — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local father of three has taken time out of his busy day to call all of his three kids – and a…
Disenfranchised Voter Reckons He Understands The Killdozer Rampage More And More These Days — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After suffering the indignity of getting the piss taken out of him by the local shire council, Marvin Heemeyer…
“How Dare They” Says Man Returning To His 1995 Seat Cordoba To Find Someone Reckons It’s Ready To Be Crushed Into A Cube — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact While it’s far from being a daily driver, a Betoota Heights man says it’s beyond the pale for someone…
Tradie In His Ford Raptor Sincerely Reckons He’ll Give R-Plate Drivers Space And Make ‘Em Feel Safe — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite calling them another name beginning with R, a Betoota Heights tradesperson reckons he’ll give R-plate drivers enough space…
Suburban Man Reckons He’s Always Backed Kyrgios And Will Fight Anyone Who Says He Hasn’t — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A silly old bastard from Betoota Heights has written into The Advocate today saying he’s always supported Nick Kyrgios…