Tag: Reason
Nazis Not Marching In Brisbane For Some Reason — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Social media is awash today with confronting imagery from down south, after a group of 30 literal Nazis marched through the centre of…
At 3pm, Australian Wonders If SuperBowl Was Good Enough Reason For Taking Monday Off To Get Maggot — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the fanfare and novelty of an American sporting event begins to wear off at the Betoota French Quarter’s favourite sportsbar ‘WINGS’ –…
Local GP Who Stopped Bulk-Billing Cites ‘Desire For Greater Personal Wealth’ As Reason — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A lively GP super clinic located on the outskirts of Betoota Heights has today come under fire from angry locals after its recent…
Local Dad Gives Lesbian Couple ‘The Nod’ For Some Reason — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A silent kinship has been sort of shared in Betoota Heights today as a local dad gave a lesbian couple ‘the nod’ for…
Katter Says The Key To Tackling Inflation Is A Full-Tilt Return To A Cash-Only Economy Because It Seems That Every Purchase And Sale That We Document Be That By Pen And Paper Or Through One Of Those Wicked Card Machines Eventually Ends Up On A Balance Sheet And In An Economy Like This That Kind Of Information Can Make Some Cotton-Wool Wrapped Suits At The RBA Very Nervous I Mean Say What You Want About Immigrants But They Carry With Them An Engrained Adherence To A System Where The Government Doesn’t Need To Be Looking At Every Bloody Cent We Spend, Mind You, I Do Know Of A Few Blokes That Might’ve Got Bit Carried Away, Back In The Day Some Of These New Australians Were Bloody Good At Giving Gifts I’ll Tell Ya That Much For Free, It Took A Microscope And Thousands Of Public Servants To Deduce That Our Former Premier Sir Joh May Have Been Given A Few Aeroplane Hangars Packed With Close To Ten Million Dollars Worth Of Farming Machinery For No Reason Other Than The Fact He Was A Good Bloke – Poor Joh Didn’t Think Much Of It But He Paid For It In The End
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians have been told to brace ourselves for even more inflation, as the international unrest of war, diplomatic break downs and natural disasters…
North Queensland Decide Against Naming Their New NRL Women’s Team ‘The Cowgirls’ For Some Reason — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some exciting news for sports fans, North Queensland has announced their women’s team ‘The Gold Stars’ will enter the premier women’s rugby…
Darker Afternoons Good Enough Reason To Justify Not Going To The Gym — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The fact that it’s already dark at knock-off is a perfectly good excuse to not exercise on this Monday…