Tag: RBA
RBA Governor Philip Lowe Falls To His Knees In Circular Quay And Vomits Watching People Pay $40 For 5 Churros At Vivid Foodtruck
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The man standing between us and the inflation monster that’s threatening to kill us all threw himself to the…
RBA Respond To Government Review By Claiming It’s Not Their Fault Everyone Is So Povo — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Reserve Bank of Australia has today responded to a damning review which claims it needs to be shaken up to ensure it’s…
RBA Admits They Actually Have No Fucking Idea What They’re Doing But They’re Trying Their Best — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A group of public servants has outed themselves this morning with senior bureaucrats at the Reserve Bank admitting that…
“Oh No, There’s Still Every Chance You’ll Lose Your Million-Dollar Tent,” Admits RBA Boss — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The denizens of Betoota Heights have been put on notice by the Reserve Bank boss this week, telling them…
“That’ll Do, Pig,” Says RBA Boss Philip Lowe To Australian People After Pausing Rate Hike — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australians are breathing easier today after the Reserve Bank put an end to the successive interest rate hikes that…
RBA Put A New Toner Cartridge In Their Money Printer Ahead Of Submarine Invoice Arriving — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia (RBA) has revealed that they’ve changed the toner cartridge in their money printer ahead of the arrival of…
RBA Boss Philip Lowe Finds It A Bit Rich That He Has To Explain Himself To Politicians That Have Tertiary Qualifications From Places Like Charles Sturt University
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the nation’s great monetary minds has told The Advocate that he thinks it’s a bit rich that…
RBA Boss Philip Lowe Says Triggering Total Collapse Of Society And Civil War Through Prudent Monetary Policy Are Steps He’s Willing To Take In Order To Keep Downward Pressure On Inflation
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Reserve Bank chief Philip Lowe has revealed the steps he’s willing to take in order to kill the inflation…
“These Motherfuckers Just Don’t Get It” Says RBA Boss Philip Lowe As He Watches Bloke AfterPay A New TV — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The rate boss of Australia Philip Lowe has all but guaranteed another mammoth increase in interest rates today after…
RBA Boss Philip Lowe Suggests People Struggling To Service Mortgage On Their ColorBond Shitbox Should Talk To Their Bank About Why In Fuck’s Name They Let Them Borrow The $1.5m In The First Place
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Reserve Bank Chief Philip Lowe says he’s only playing the hand life’s given him as he struggles to kill…