Tag: Quick
Broncos Fan Sneaks Into Internet Cafe For Quick Peek At The Cost Of A Dolphins Membership — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A life member of the Brisbane Broncos is doing the unthinkable this evening as he begins to contemplate a switch to…
Advice Column | Why This Bitcoin Rally Is Different And Guaranteed To Make You A Quick Million Bucks — The Betoota Advocate
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT This time it’s different. This time the rally is going all the way to the moon and we’re all…
Bloke Who Was Quick To Insult Girlfriend’s ‘Goblin Nails’ Now Deprived Of Head Scratches — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has today been deprived of his favourite form of receiving affection, after he was unable to resist the opportunity to…
Local Woman Sighs As Quick Snoop Through New Bloke’s Bathroom Cupboard Reveals Half Empty Olaplex Bottle — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As local woman Nat Lindon tries to scrub the makeup off her face using some wads of wet toilet paper, she finds her…
Bloke Who Fibbed To Date About Mutual Love For Harry Potter Watches Quick Recap on YouTube — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke is conducting a crash course in Hogwarts history this evening, as he attempts to keep conversation flowing on…
Perrottet Gives His Office A Quick Make-Over Before Facing Media Over New Barilaro Revelations — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet has finally fronted the media today, after yet another bombshell was dropped on the parliamentary inquiry investigating the former…
Local Bachelor En Route To First Date Googles a Quick Refresher On Star Signs — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most eligible bachelors is doing some quick-fire research this afternoon, taking a brief astrology lesson before a first…