Tag: QLD
QLD Selectors Pick Reece Walsh At Fullback After Defeating Ponga In Magic Mike-Style Dance Off — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking news out of Queensland this morning, Reece Walsh will wear the #1 jumper for the Maroons after narrowly beating…
Brisbane’s Financial District Celebrates As QLD Introduces New 3-Strike Laws For Possession — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Brisbane River was alight with fireworks last night, after new laws passed in Queensland Parliament that makes life a lot easier…
QLD Guarantees One Big Rent Increase A Year Instead Of Two Little Ones — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In the latest instalment of pretending to fix the housing crisis, the Queensland government is looking to cap rent increases at once per…
QLD Government To Fix Youth Crime Crisis By Turning Petty Delinquents Into Hardened Adult Crims — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With a crime wave spreading across the great state of Queensland, the government has decided to act. In an effort to show people…
QLD Government Cover South Bank With Cotton Farms To Prevent Further Flooding In 3rd La Nina — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Both the Queensland Government and Brisbane City Council are preparing for the 3rd La Ninã weather system, which is expected to cause widespread…
Qantas Passenger Arrives In QLD To Learn Alan Joyce Sent His Luggage To Brisbane, North Dakota — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The desecration of an Australian icon continues today, as domestic passengers across the country continue to develop a deep loathing for our flagship…
QLD Dad Says It’ll Be Interesting To See If The Blues Can Tie This Up Because NSW Clearly Don’t Have Any Heart Or Even The Remotest Idea Of What Origin Is All About
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A sea of maroon is already packing out Caxton street, as Queenslanders make the pilgramage to Brisbane’s iconic Rugby League precinct, to watch…
QLD Police Arrest 39 Men In Relation To Major Lettuce Trafficking Syndicate — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Overnight, Queensland Police have charged 39 people with blackmarket grocery offences, including cultivating and trafficking a commercial quantity of lettuce. Police say the…