Tag: Puts
Supposedly Evolved Species Puts Leafy Greens On A Toastie — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT All the hard work that our species has done since our fishy forebears crawled out of the water has been undone as our…
Bachelor Puts Dog’s Name On The Leash To Build Familiarity With Babes At Dog Park — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local bachelor has got his dog ready to mingle with one of those custom leash attachments that clearly states the name of…
Music Intellectual Puts On Weird Non-Johnny Cash Version Of Hurt — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local muso has elevated himself to a God-like status after playing his friends a weird non-Johnny Cash version of the song ‘Hurt’….
City Man Cuts The Shit And Just Puts His Email To Out Of Office This Afternoon — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today bitten the bullet and decided to fully embrace the end of year wind up. With the festive season…
Renting Losers Curious To See What Will Happen If They Keen Spending Frivolously In The Economy And It Keeps Running Hot Which Puts Upward Pressure On Inflation And Interest Rates Causing The Housing Market To Continue Freefall Back To Reality
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Two renting losers from our town’s battler belt are curious to see what will happen if they ignore the…
Local Woman Temporarily Puts Feminist Values Aside To Enjoy Some Golden Age Hip Hop — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact To quote the great Fleabag, local woman Victoria Lawson feels like a bad feminist. Though she tries very hard to abide to her…
Katter Says He Is Willing To Back An Indigenous Voice To Parliament But It Would Make More Sense To Have A Black Upper House And A Black Lower House That Operates Within The Current Federal System, We Should Let The Murris And The Torres Strait Islanders Effectively Run A Black Senate Just To Double Check Everything The Southern Mob Puts Forward, Because If I’m Honest, And My Opinions Might Be Heavily Influenced By Rugby League, But Nevertheless, There’s Something To Be Said About The Solutions-Based Approach We See In Queensland Politics, Black And White, And Yes, I’m Well Aware That Our First Nations Brother-Cousins Don’t Necessarily Acknowledge State Borders, And Neither Do I, Really, As Far As I’m Concerned Anywhere South Of Bundaberg Is A Suburb Of Sydney, And The Only Border I’m Ready To Acknowledge Is The Brisbane Line, Which Was By Far The Most Cowardly Defence Proposal In The History Of Modern Military Strategy, Formulated By Those Bastards In Canberra During World War II To Concede The Northern Portion Of The Australian Continent To The Japanese So They Could Prioritise The Blue-Blooded Farming Plains Of New South Wales And Those Victorian One-Horse Brothel Towns That Ran Out Of Gold When Ned Kelly Was In Nappies, I’m Not Here Trying To Complicate Things, But It’s Worth Remembering That They Blew Up Our Inland Bridges And Major Ports And Left Us For Dead In The Face Of An Aggressive Foreign Army Chockablock With Soldiers Willing To Literally Fly Their Fighter Planes Into Defence Targets For Love Of Empire, It Makes Me Sick To Think About That Disgraceful Chapter In Our Country’s History, And This Complacency, Which Borders On Treason, Has Not Been Forgotten, Queenslanders, Black And White, Harbour A Deep Distrust For The Southern Elite To This Very Day, Mind You, The Ngarrindjeri Mob Down There On The Lower Murray River, I Don’t Mind The Cut Of Their Jib, I Spose Maybe We Can Have Them Operating Some Sort Of A Black Cross Bench, Like The Black Teals, Or The Black Katters, That’s Not A Bad Idea At All, I Mean, Really, What I’m Putting Forward Here, It’s Quite Simple When You Think About It
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s has put the proposed referendum on constitutional recognition of Indigenous people front and centre over the weekend, during his…