Tag: Put
RBA Put A New Toner Cartridge In Their Money Printer Ahead Of Submarine Invoice Arriving — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia (RBA) has revealed that they’ve changed the toner cartridge in their money printer ahead of the arrival of…
“So What Kohli? You Could Dig Up Fred Spofforth, Put Pads On His Corpse And He’d Also Make A Ton On This Pitch” — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Popular cricket identity Mark Waugh has shrugged off Virat Kohli’s first century this decade, telling viewers of Fox Cricket…
Mark Waugh To Put The Pads On Next Test And Show The Boys How It’s Done — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Brother of Steve and Test great Mark Waugh is going to wind back the clock next week and show…
“Ya Just Can’t Turn A Buck Without Pokies” Says Sydney Publican Who Hasn’t Put On A Gig Since INXS — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A multimillion dollar Sydney ‘hospitality operator’ has today revealed his plans to vote Labor for the first time in his life, at the…
The People Who Control Arts Funding In This Country Put Retirement Off After Government Turns Tap Back On — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The ageing terrace house dwellers that control what we local content we see and hear in this country are…
“Let’s Put On Some Reggae Haha” Says Mate Who Hasn’t Roasted One In A While — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A group of friends in their 30s are winding back the clock tonight as the group pothead pulls out a joint that’s big…
Katter Says He Was Completely Unaware That Anybody Had Problem With The Melbourne Cup Unless It’s Some Sort Of Intellectual Reaction To The Snobby Attitudes Of Those Patch-On-Elbow Blue Bloods At Victorian Racing I Mean It’s No Wonder These Kiwi And Arab Horses Keep Winning The Bloody Thing When There’s No Active Push To Include Homegrown Horses I Mean If You Wanna See A Real Race You Should You Head To The Windorah Gymkhana Out There In The Barcoo, Mind You She Was Lucky To Get A Start This Year Due To This Unseasonal Downfall That Always Makes It A Bit Dangerous To Be Riding Rank Station Ponies At Full Pelt In A Pair Of RMs and Molekskin Trousers, I Always Remember The First Time My Boy Robbie Tried To Jump In The Saddle For The Trot-Canter-Gallop Event When He Was A Young Fella, You See He’d Borrowed This Mare From My Mate Bucktooth Toovey Out The Back Of Isisford Anyway He’s Halfway Through This Race And Looking Alright Actually, About To Change Gears For The Sprint Until This Sand Goanna Comes Out Of Nowhere And Spooks The Poor Thing To High Heavens, My Son Robbie, Fresh From The Cowboys Young Guns Squad, After Getting Dropped For Playing Like A Girl Just Quietly, Gets Thrown Like A Cannonball Into A Crowd Of Rum-Swilling Ringers Who’d Come To Town For A Look, Well That’s What I Thought Anyway, Turns Out A Few Of Them Were What You’d Describe As Motorcycle Enthusiasts, The Type Of Blokes You’d Rather Miss And Land On A Cactus, Now Robbie Knew As Well As I Do That As A Cleanskin Politician His Old Man Can’t Be Getting Involved In Any Disputes With These Kind Of Outlaws, So I Sent In A Couple Of Brophy’s Tent Boxers Who Were Making Light Work Out Of The Shandy Bar Round The Corner, These Blokes Come Steaming Through Like The Burgess Brothers And By Joh You Shoulda Seen The Blue The Boys Put On, I Mean I Shouldn’t Laugh, But We Definitely Still Do Behind Closed Doors Over Christmas, I Had To Make A Lot Of Election Promises To Soothe Things Over With The Committee After That One But The Locals Still Reckon Those Tickets Were The Best Money Ever Spent
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With less than 24 hours until the Race That Stops The Nation, the same hashtags that once dominated social media before the pandemic…
“Wow This Is Literally The Best Door Ever Invented Put It On My Home Now!” Says Sunshine Coast Man — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A man from Queensland’s Amalfi Coast has been blown away by the number of options he has for his…
“Pffft Big Woop NASA” Says Man Who Put His Celica Into The Only Pole In The ALDI Carpark Doing Dougheys — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man is unimpressed with NASA’s recent effort to crash a satellite into an asteroid. Damien Clark…
Nation’s Tradies Put Down The Tools To Celebrate Annual Invoicing Day — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Small and medium-sized residential worksites across the country are at least one man down today, as the nation’s tradies put down the tools…