Dominos Forced To Pull Out Of Italy After Uncultured Locals Turn Noses Up At Hotdog Crust And Lava Cakes — The Betoota Advocate
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Dominos Forced To Pull Out Of Italy After Uncultured Locals Turn Noses Up At Hotdog Crust And Lava Cakes — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A major fast food franchise has this week had to take a firm loss after a 7-year experiment ended in tears. The major…

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Supply Chain Issues Force Starburst To Pull Delicious Fruity Blu-Tack Off Australian Shelves — The Betoota Advocate
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Supply Chain Issues Force Starburst To Pull Delicious Fruity Blu-Tack Off Australian Shelves — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Lolly enthusiasts around the country are today reeling from the terrible news that a fan favourite will be no more. Starburst have become…

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Pressure Mounts On Jordan Simi To Not Pull A 2009 Ben Creagh While In Ring With Hodges Tonight — The Betoota Advocate
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Pressure Mounts On Jordan Simi To Not Pull A 2009 Ben Creagh While In Ring With Hodges Tonight — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT One of the nation’s newest boxing stars is today preparing for his moment in the spotlight. The new era Sydney socialite Jordan Simi…

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Papou Tending To Herb Garden Only Person That Can Pull Off Flanno, Trackie And Ugg Boot Outfit — The Betoota Advocate
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Papou Tending To Herb Garden Only Person That Can Pull Off Flanno, Trackie And Ugg Boot Outfit — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Greek grandfather has proved his winter fashion credentials this morning, once again demonstrating that he’s the only person in…

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Short King Wonders If He Can Pull Of Wearing His Sister's Platform Airs Without The Lads Noticing — The Betoota Advocate
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Short King Wonders If He Can Pull Of Wearing His Sister’s Platform Airs Without The Lads Noticing — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man is asking himself the hard questions this afternoon after noticing a detail on a pair…

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Local Dad Says The Only Way To Fix Australia's Gas Shortage Is To Pull His Finger Ha Ha — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Dad Says The Only Way To Fix Australia’s Gas Shortage Is To Pull His Finger Ha Ha — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota Heights dad, Kevvy Blackrock (56, signwriter), has today solved one of the most pertinent hurdles facing Australian living standards. After a fortnight…

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