Tag: Pull
Local Bloke Watching Yellowstone Wondering If He Could Pull Off Cowboy Boots Without Copping Flak — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Sydney finance worker is pondering if he has what it takes to pull off cowboy boots without looking like an absolute nonce,…
Government Swears They’ll Pull Fossil Fuels Companies Into Line, They’ll Do It, Swear To God — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The people in charge of the country have this week confirmed that they are still trying to figure things out. Despite being in…
Dominos Forced To Pull Out Of Italy After Uncultured Locals Turn Noses Up At Hotdog Crust And Lava Cakes — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A major fast food franchise has this week had to take a firm loss after a 7-year experiment ended in tears. The major…
Supply Chain Issues Force Starburst To Pull Delicious Fruity Blu-Tack Off Australian Shelves — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Lolly enthusiasts around the country are today reeling from the terrible news that a fan favourite will be no more. Starburst have become…
Pressure Mounts On Jordan Simi To Not Pull A 2009 Ben Creagh While In Ring With Hodges Tonight — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT One of the nation’s newest boxing stars is today preparing for his moment in the spotlight. The new era Sydney socialite Jordan Simi…
Papou Tending To Herb Garden Only Person That Can Pull Off Flanno, Trackie And Ugg Boot Outfit — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Greek grandfather has proved his winter fashion credentials this morning, once again demonstrating that he’s the only person in…
Short King Wonders If He Can Pull Of Wearing His Sister’s Platform Airs Without The Lads Noticing — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man is asking himself the hard questions this afternoon after noticing a detail on a pair…
Local Dad Says The Only Way To Fix Australia’s Gas Shortage Is To Pull His Finger Ha Ha — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota Heights dad, Kevvy Blackrock (56, signwriter), has today solved one of the most pertinent hurdles facing Australian living standards. After a fortnight…