Tag: Public
Public Servant Mate Wondering Why You Can’t Just Clock Off At 1pm On A Friday Arvo — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT “What’s fucking wrong with ya?” Those were the words ringing down Angus Bell’s phone line this afternoon. “It’s one o’clock on a Friday…
Canada’s 155,000 Striking Public Servants Discover Country Functions Better Without Most Of Them — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The sprawling government apparatus that administers the day to day livelihoods of all 38 million Canadians has just recorded its most efficient and…
Property Developer Saturated In Own Drool After Spotting Public Housing Block With Nice View — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Property developer Richard Karmshark might need to pop to the dry cleaners on the way home after saturating himself in his own drool…
Senior Public Servant Searches YouTube For The Perfect Acknowledgement Of Country To Play Before 3pm Meeting About Nothing — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A senior public servant at the Department of Private Infrastructure & Privatisation (DPIP) spent the afternoon trawling YouTube for…
“To Repair My Public Image” – Christian Porter Explains Why He’s Helping Clive Sue Australia For $300b — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Christian Porter has been dragged through the mud over recent years, and the man himself is naturally upset about what that dragging has…
Albo Tells AUKUS That There Were No Fancy Nuclear Submarines Where He Grew Up, In Camperdown Public Housing, Where They Only Had Shitty Diesel-Electrics
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has taken a trip across the Pacific Ocean to address the United States naval top…
Irish Labourer Proudly Endures Public Transport With Valentines Rose For His Brazilian Boo Thang — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 22-year-old Irish labourer, Cormac Kelly has always envisioned his working holiday in Australia to be a hot boy summer. Now he knows this…
St Mary’s Cathedral Unveil New Public Urinal — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Catholic Archdiocese of Sydney has been praised today, after unveiling a touching new tribute to former Cardinal George Pell. After a big…
Friday Wedged Between Public Holiday And Weekend Is Kidding Itself — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Groans can be heard from city offices, kitchen tables and many couches across the country this morning as the nation’s email…
“The Beach Is For Everyone!” Screams Family Whilst Hammering Wedding-Sized Marquee Into Public Sand — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Battle lines are being drawn at beaches across the nation this morning, as young families scramble to soak up another day…