Divorced Footy Coach Just Can't Understand Why People Won't Come To Pub After Every Training Session — The Betoota Advocate
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Divorced Footy Coach Just Can’t Understand Why People Won’t Come To Pub After Every Training Session — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the coaches down at Betoota’s Muttaburrasaurus Rugby Union Football club has today spoken to The Advocate about the clubs prospects this…

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Mate Trying To Delve Into Deeply Personal Topics At Pub Gets Roasted With "Righto Prince Harry" — The Betoota Advocate
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Mate Trying To Delve Into Deeply Personal Topics At Pub Gets Roasted With “Righto Prince Harry” — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The habit Australian males have of hiding their emotions and grievances behind a wall of stoicism has been greatly reinforced this week, after…

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Queenslander On Temple Tour Of Tokyo Asks Guide If They Know Any Pub Playing The BBL — The Betoota Advocate
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Queenslander On Temple Tour Of Tokyo Asks Guide If They Know Any Pub Playing The BBL — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Japanese tour guide is under some pressure today, as he attempts to welcome a new breed of tourist to Tokyo….

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Bloke Who Doesn’t Like Cricket Struggles To Steer Pub Conversation To Something Interesting — The Betoota Advocate
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Bloke Who Doesn’t Like Cricket Struggles To Steer Pub Conversation To Something Interesting — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT If friends were to describe their mate Blake Renshaw, they’d all say he was a pretty normal Aussie bloke. However Blake…

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"Weak As Piss" Laughs Boss Seeing Staff He Took To The Pub Last Night Struggling To Function Today — The Betoota Advocate
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“Weak As Piss” Laughs Boss Seeing Staff He Took To The Pub Last Night Struggling To Function Today — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It’s nearing the silly season’s peak in Betoota with even the most dedicated workplaces taking to drinking on a…

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Regional Pub Serving Curry With Chips Not Getting Michelin Attention They Deserve — The Betoota Advocate
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Regional Pub Serving Curry With Chips Not Getting Michelin Attention They Deserve — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In further proof that life isn’t fair, an Australian regional pub is not getting the culinary acknowledgement it deserves for serving a curry…

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Karma For Local Boomers After Encountering Man Visibly Sick With Spicy Cough After Lodging Noise Complaint Against Pub — The Betoota Advocate
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Karma For Local Boomers After Encountering Man Visibly Sick With Spicy Cough After Lodging Noise Complaint Against Pub — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A pair of sanctimonious sexagenarians feel karma paid them a visit today after they came face to face with…

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Local Pub Celebrates Complete Gentrification After Replacing Pokies With Dog Bowls — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Pub Celebrates Complete Gentrification After Replacing Pokies With Dog Bowls — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The Whitlams can be heard figuratively and literally as Flight Path District pub the Lord Harroway celebrates complete gentrification after replacing pokies with…

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Group Of Mates Choose Dog-Friendly Pub Today Because Dog Who Doesn't Share His Tips Is Coming — The Betoota Advocate
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Group Of Mates Choose Dog-Friendly Pub Today Because Dog Who Doesn’t Share His Tips Is Coming — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A group of young men looking for a place to sit and enjoy their sick day has settled on…

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Brisbane Pub Owners Concerned Over Growing Trend Of Dads Getting Their Queenslanders Raised — The Betoota Advocate
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Brisbane Pub Owners Concerned Over Growing Trend Of Dads Getting Their Queenslanders Raised — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT If you’ve ever been to Brisbane and wondered to yourself ‘where the fuck are all the pubs?’ – don’t worry, you aren’t imagining…

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