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Alan Joyce Laughs When Asked Whether A Billion Dollar Profit Means Qantas Will Pay Tax This Year — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The boss of Australia’s favourite airline has today moved to hose down any silly questions from the nation’s reporters. Alan Joyce has quickly…
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Comm Bank Confirm Their Record $5.1 Billion Profit Is A Necessary Part Of Curbing Inflation — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Commonwealth Bank of Australia has today confirmed that everything is working the way it should be. After months and months of rate…
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Profit Driven University Considering Introducing ‘Octo-mester’ Yearly Course Structure — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT One of the Channel Country’s most esteemed tertiary institutions has today revealed they are contemplating a major operational change. The University of Betoota,…
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“Give Me Ten Good Blokes And A Dozen SLRs And I’ll Secure Our Gas Reserves And Make Sure None Of It, Not Even A Bic Lighter Of The Stuff, Gets Sent Overseas To Places Like China Or Some Other Bloody Place Because This Is Our Gas And I’ll Be Damned If We Sell It On For A Profit While Australian Families Are Shivering Their Way Through The Coldest Winter In Fifty Years, We Will Take The Fight To The Gas Exporters And This Isn’t The First Time I’ve Put A Hot Round Through The Patella (Which Is Latin For Kneecap) Of Some Corporate Johnny Who’s Selling Australia Down The River There’s A Million Wild Acres Of Country Out Past Julia Creek Where These Bastards Can Rot Under A Boree Tree When I’m Done With Them.” — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Member for Kennedy Bob Katter has unveiled his plan to make sure the gas shortage crisis is averted…