Balding Mate Pretty Vague About Why He's Incorporating Türkiye Into His Euro Trip — The Betoota Advocate
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Balding Mate Pretty Vague About Why He’s Incorporating Türkiye Into His Euro Trip — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today played a fairly straight bat to some short stuff from his mates. The reasonably well liked without being…

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Australian Politicians And Media Keeping Pretty Quiet About That Adani Bloke They Sucked Off For 10 Years — The Betoota Advocate
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Australian Politicians And Media Keeping Pretty Quiet About That Adani Bloke They Sucked Off For 10 Years — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s climate denialist newspaper barons and bootlicking politicians are today doing their very best to talk about how good Australia Day was, after…

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Siri Pretty Keen To Stay Out Of Domestic Blow Up — The Betoota Advocate
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Siri Pretty Keen To Stay Out Of Domestic Blow Up — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A French Quarter couple had an absolute row today which would have once interested the neighbours had it not become a constant chore…

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Sir Joh Government Starting To Look Like A Pretty Tidy Operation Next To NSW Liberals — The Betoota Advocate
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Sir Joh Government Starting To Look Like A Pretty Tidy Operation Next To NSW Liberals — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Residents of New South Wales have today exacted sweet revenge for the embarrassment they endured throughout the 2022 State Of Origin series. This…

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Absolute Moron Tells New Parent He’s Been Pretty Tired Lately As Well — The Betoota Advocate
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Absolute Moron Tells New Parent He’s Been Pretty Tired Lately As Well — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota man might have cemented himself as one of the all time knuckleheads by telling the parents of a newborn he’s been…

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Hot Choc Machine At Library Ready To Burn Your Pretty Little Tastebuds Off — The Betoota Advocate
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Hot Choc Machine At Library Ready To Burn Your Pretty Little Tastebuds Off — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Patrons at Betoota Community Library have been warned that the brandless hot drinks machine in the corner is presently brewing up a hot…

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Satan’s Plan Sounds Like A Pretty Sick Band Name — The Betoota Advocate
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Satan’s Plan Sounds Like A Pretty Sick Band Name — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has this week shown he’s not quite ready to step out of the spotlight, by doing whatever it…

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Australians Agree With England That 41 Degrees Is Pretty Fucken Hot If You Don't Have A Veranda — The Betoota Advocate
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Australians Agree With England That 41 Degrees Is Pretty Fucken Hot If You Don’t Have A Veranda — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The climate change-aided disasters that have plagued Australia for the last decade appear to be now unfolding in the Northern Hemisphere, causing chaos…

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