Tag: Prepares
Container Ship Of Jim Beam Docks In Newcastle As City Prepares For ’24 Hours of Le Cans’ — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Eyebrows have been raised in the city of Newcastle today, as the local port authority welcomes its first ever delivery of…
Unremarkable White Collar City Guy Prepares To Save Humanity Over The Weekend — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A run of the mill white collar guy from our town’s very own Betoota Ponds is today preparing to depart the real world. …
Football Atheist Woman Prepares For Long Week As Husband Abuses Complete Stranger For Being A Shit-For-Brains Parramatta Inbred In Crowded Cafe
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who doesn’t give two shits about sports has this week been thrown into the deep end, as she witnesses a side…
AFL GF Ticket Holder Mentally Prepares To Be OK With Paying $25 For A Mid-Strength Beer — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Marty Verkuylen (41) could not quite believe his luck in being one of the lucky Cats Members to get a ticket for him…
Uni Student Prepares For The Long Haul As Class-Know-It All And Tutor Form An Early Bond — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local university student is today cursing under her breath, after coming to a confronting realisation. South Betoota Polytechnic student Beth Salmon says…
Blues Fan Prepares For Tonight’s Gladiatorial Combat With $300 Vintage Jersey And Carton Of Craft Ale — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A proud New South Welshman is gearing up for the world’s most bloodthirsty sporting contest this evening, by sipping back a…