Tag: Post
Bloke With Rods, Gun Safe And A Post Driver In His Ute Tray Knows Exactly Who He’s Voting For — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It’s very rare in a state election that the average voter will be able find a political party that speaks to their exact…
‘Fuckin Over This Shit’ Confirms Angsty Cousin In Explosive Facebook Post — The Betoota Advocate
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT That emo cousin that you only see, and try to avoid, at the family Christmas party is “fuckin over this shit” according to…
World Cup Hosts Qatar Set To Introduce Last Minute Ban On Post Goal Hugs — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The failed sports-washing attempt that is the 2022 FIFA World Cup has today reached a new low, with another controversial ban being introduced….
Fashion Industry Runs Out Of Sage Green In Post Covid Wedding Boom — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT While a shopping list of industries deal with a labour shortage, the fashion industry is suffering a different shortage as they will never…
Therapist Quite Certain She Doesn’t Want To Be In A BeReal Post — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A boundary will remain uncrossed today as a Betootan therapist made it quite clear to one of her clients that she…
Bob Katter Tells Albanese To Just Say The Word And We Can Begin Nationalising The Energy Grids, It Can Be Swift, And It Can Be Bloodless, Unless They Want Otherwise. My Son Robbie And I Can Take Care Of Any Power Stations North Of The Brisbane Line, And Don’t You Dare Think For One Minute That The Proud People Of North Queensland Adhered To The 1996 Firearms Agreement, Because We Didn’t. We’ve Got Caches Of High-Powered Weapons Buried In Container Units Right Across The Gulf, And When We Liberate The Grid, You Can Tell Those Greedy Bastards At Telstra And The Commonwealth Bank That We’re Coming For Them Next. Australians Built These Institutions, And We Can Take Them Back, By Force If Need Be, And Let Me Just Say I Hope That It Is Needed, Because Where I’m From Snakes Get The Shovel, And If This Current Crisis Tells Us Anything, It’s That There’s A Den Of Poisonous Snakes Slithering Through Boardrooms From Brisbane To Hobart. Privatisation Serves No One But The Top End Of Town, And That’s What I’ve Been Warning These Useless Fools In Canberra For Half A Century Now. They’ve Buggered It All Up, And They Know It. Our Nation’s Greatest Assets Have Been Sold At Less Than Cost Price To The Sandstone Friends Of The Ruling Class, They’d Sell Them The ABC And Australia Post If We We Weren’t Looking. But That Ends Whenever You Say It Ends, Albanese, My Dear Friend. Let ‘Em Know We Are Ready, We’ll Take Back The TAB Too While We’re At It. Because Australians Deserve The Dignity Of Knowing That Every Time They Do Their Arse On The Punt, At Least Their Losses Are Being Spent Of Fixing Roads And Hospitals, Not Some Soul Sucking Corporate Villain’s Yacht. These Blue Blooded Cowards Thought I Was Joking When I Said Australia’s Not For Sale. Well It Isn’t, And They Can Find Out The Hard Way, If That’s What They Want.
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the boldest act of the new Labor Government, The Australian Energy Market Operator (AEMO) has been given full support to take the…
Local Woman Considers Culling Some Friendships After Mates Post Her Awful Selfies To Celebrate Bday — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As she scrolls through her Facebook wall to bask in all the birthday attention, local woman Addison Young finds her smile wavering. Those…