Riot Police Called To Suburban Park After Second Pinata Sends 5th Birthday Party Spiralling — The Betoota Advocate
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Riot Police Called To Suburban Park After Second Pinata Sends 5th Birthday Party Spiralling — The Betoota Advocate

CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact This Sunday morning two Riot vehicles were dispatched to Betoota Park’s most in demand public barbecue area. Sources say the party was…

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Bloke Who Refuses To Reveal Why He Left Police Force Furiously Demands More Detail On Indigenous Voice To Parliament — The Betoota Advocate
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Bloke Who Refuses To Reveal Why He Left Police Force Furiously Demands More Detail On Indigenous Voice To Parliament — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Opposition Leader has today confirmed he has a fluid perspective on information being in the public realm. Speaking to the media…

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NSW Police Brutally Bash Another Elderly Man For Asking His Old Mate How The Fuck He's Been — The Betoota Advocate
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NSW Police Brutally Bash Another Elderly Man For Asking His Old Mate How The Fuck He’s Been — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The New South Wales police are back in action today, and ramping up their efforts to cleanse Sydney’s streets of any immoral behaviour…

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NSW Police Say Key To Solving The Endless Gangland Murders Is Assaulting Elderly Cultural Icons — The Betoota Advocate
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NSW Police Say Key To Solving The Endless Gangland Murders Is Assaulting Elderly Cultural Icons — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT New South Wales Police Force have today revealed a ground breaking plan to combat the wave of serious crime that is plaguing the…

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NSW Police Respond To Latest Accusations Of Brutality With A Zany Harlem Shake Video On TikTok — The Betoota Advocate
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NSW Police Respond To Latest Accusations Of Brutality With A Zany Harlem Shake Video On TikTok — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The New South Wales Police have had more brutality accusations levelled against them this week and in response, a…

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Police Determine Optus Hacker Probably Isn't In Sydney After Asking For Modest $1m Ransom — The Betoota Advocate
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Police Determine Optus Hacker Probably Isn’t In Sydney After Asking For Modest $1m Ransom — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Investigators have been able to narrow down the Optus hacker’s whereabouts today after they asked for a pathetic $1m…

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City Girl Disappointed Rural Town Lacks Hunky Police Detective Solving Triple Murder Homicide Like In All The Books — The Betoota Advocate
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City Girl Disappointed Rural Town Lacks Hunky Police Detective Solving Triple Murder Homicide Like In All The Books — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Sydney girl who moved to the bush looking for love is in for a shock today, as she comes to…

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QLD Police Arrest 39 Men In Relation To Major Lettuce Trafficking Syndicate — The Betoota Advocate
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QLD Police Arrest 39 Men In Relation To Major Lettuce Trafficking Syndicate — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Overnight, Queensland Police have charged 39 people with blackmarket grocery offences, including cultivating and trafficking a commercial quantity of lettuce. Police say the…

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