Tag: Police
Riot Police Called To Suburban Park After Second Pinata Sends 5th Birthday Party Spiralling — The Betoota Advocate
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact This Sunday morning two Riot vehicles were dispatched to Betoota Park’s most in demand public barbecue area. Sources say the party was…
Bloke Who Refuses To Reveal Why He Left Police Force Furiously Demands More Detail On Indigenous Voice To Parliament — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Opposition Leader has today confirmed he has a fluid perspective on information being in the public realm. Speaking to the media…
NSW Police Brutally Bash Another Elderly Man For Asking His Old Mate How The Fuck He’s Been — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The New South Wales police are back in action today, and ramping up their efforts to cleanse Sydney’s streets of any immoral behaviour…
NSW Police Say Key To Solving The Endless Gangland Murders Is Assaulting Elderly Cultural Icons — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT New South Wales Police Force have today revealed a ground breaking plan to combat the wave of serious crime that is plaguing the…
NSW Police Respond To Latest Accusations Of Brutality With A Zany Harlem Shake Video On TikTok — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The New South Wales Police have had more brutality accusations levelled against them this week and in response, a…
Police Determine Optus Hacker Probably Isn’t In Sydney After Asking For Modest $1m Ransom — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Investigators have been able to narrow down the Optus hacker’s whereabouts today after they asked for a pathetic $1m…
City Girl Disappointed Rural Town Lacks Hunky Police Detective Solving Triple Murder Homicide Like In All The Books — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Sydney girl who moved to the bush looking for love is in for a shock today, as she comes to…
QLD Police Arrest 39 Men In Relation To Major Lettuce Trafficking Syndicate — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Overnight, Queensland Police have charged 39 people with blackmarket grocery offences, including cultivating and trafficking a commercial quantity of lettuce. Police say the…