Tag: Plans
Dutton Says We Need More Detail On What Font The Government Plans To Use For Voice Question — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Opposition Leader has today responded to the government’s latest announcement on the Voice to Parliament referendum, saying we need to see…
Dominic Perrottet Reveals Plans To Introduce New Tollways On Sydney Footpaths If Elected — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In news from Sydney, some new exciting tollways for residents of the Harbour city have been announced today. Unhappy with the numerous…
Bonza Says Airline Has No Plans On Servicing Sydney Because It’s A Shithole That’s Full Of Wankers — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The rat people of Sydney will have to wait a little longer for some proper airborne hospitality after low-cost…
Tattoo Plans Cancelled After Mum’s Full Approval — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A would-be rebel has struck back against her parents and cancelled her tattoo plans after mum learnt about it and gave her full…
“See How We Go, No Plans” Lies Coworker Who Plans To Spend Entire Weekend Playing PS5 — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has done his best Pinocchio impression today, by telling all of his colleagues a big old lie. While his…
Eddie Jones Reveals The Three NRL Stars He Plans To Poach For Upcoming Rugby World Cup — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The new Wallabies coach is beginning his tenure with a bang, it can be confirmed today. Returning as the coach of the Australian…
Qatar Under Fire For Plans To Sell World Cup Beers At Sydney Prices — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Middle East nation of Qatar is facing even more criticism this week, over its hosting of the FIFA World Cup. Once known…
Success! Interaction With Old Friend Doesn’t Result In Insincere Coffee Catch Up Plans — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An absolute win for the people took place in the Betoota CBD today as two old university friends bumped into each other and…
Gus Likens Himself To NSW Government, Admitting His 5 Year Plans Actually Take 10 Years To Build — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | Editor | CONTACT Rugby League Supremo Gus Gould has offered a rare admission of misjudgment this week, as he gorges himself on the post Grand…
Half Hearted Plans To Work On The Summer Rig Shelved Following Third La Nina Declaration — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local man is breathing a sigh of relief today. Following another hedonistic weekend of consuming too many things that are bad for…