Dutton Says We Need More Detail On What Font The Government Plans To Use For Voice Question — The Betoota Advocate
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Dutton Says We Need More Detail On What Font The Government Plans To Use For Voice Question — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Opposition Leader has today responded to the government’s latest announcement on the Voice to Parliament referendum, saying we need to see…

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Dominic Perrottet Reveals Plans To Introduce New Tollways On Sydney Footpaths If Elected — The Betoota Advocate
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Dominic Perrottet Reveals Plans To Introduce New Tollways On Sydney Footpaths If Elected — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In news from Sydney, some new exciting tollways for residents of the Harbour city have been announced today. Unhappy with the numerous…

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Bonza Says Airline Has No Plans On Servicing Sydney Because It's A Shithole That's Full Of Wankers — The Betoota Advocate
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Bonza Says Airline Has No Plans On Servicing Sydney Because It’s A Shithole That’s Full Of Wankers — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The rat people of Sydney will have to wait a little longer for some proper airborne hospitality after low-cost…

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Tattoo Plans Cancelled After Mum’s Full Approval — The Betoota Advocate
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Tattoo Plans Cancelled After Mum’s Full Approval — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A would-be rebel has struck back against her parents and cancelled her tattoo plans after mum learnt about it and gave her full…

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"See How We Go, No Plans" Lies Coworker Who Plans To Spend Entire Weekend Playing PS5 — The Betoota Advocate
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“See How We Go, No Plans” Lies Coworker Who Plans To Spend Entire Weekend Playing PS5 — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has done his best Pinocchio impression today, by telling all of his colleagues a big old lie. While his…

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Eddie Jones Reveals The Three NRL Stars He Plans To Poach For Upcoming Rugby World Cup — The Betoota Advocate
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Eddie Jones Reveals The Three NRL Stars He Plans To Poach For Upcoming Rugby World Cup — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The new Wallabies coach is beginning his tenure with a bang, it can be confirmed today. Returning as the coach of the Australian…

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Qatar Under Fire For Plans To Sell World Cup Beers At Sydney Prices — The Betoota Advocate
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Qatar Under Fire For Plans To Sell World Cup Beers At Sydney Prices — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Middle East nation of Qatar is facing even more criticism this week, over its hosting of the FIFA World Cup. Once known…

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Success! Interaction With Old Friend Doesn't Result In Insincere Coffee Catch Up Plans — The Betoota Advocate
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Success! Interaction With Old Friend Doesn’t Result In Insincere Coffee Catch Up Plans — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An absolute win for the people took place in the Betoota CBD today as two old university friends bumped into each other and…

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Gus Likens Himself To NSW Government, Admitting His 5 Year Plans Actually Take 10 Years To Build — The Betoota Advocate
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Gus Likens Himself To NSW Government, Admitting His 5 Year Plans Actually Take 10 Years To Build — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | Editor | CONTACT Rugby League Supremo Gus Gould has offered a rare admission of misjudgment this week, as he gorges himself on the post Grand…

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Half Hearted Plans To Work On The Summer Rig Shelved Following Third La Nina Declaration — The Betoota Advocate
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Half Hearted Plans To Work On The Summer Rig Shelved Following Third La Nina Declaration — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local man is breathing a sigh of relief today. Following another hedonistic weekend of consuming too many things that are bad for…

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