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Boyfriend Actually On Another Planet Right Now — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from Betoota Plains, a local man is officially in outer space right now. The local mergers and acquisitions guy…
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Nikita Tszyu Rushes Home From Fight To Watch Latest Episode Of Attenborough’s Prehistoric Planet — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The dark horse of Aussie boxing continues to surprise fans today, as Nikita Tszyu makes it clear that the lavish lifestyle commonly associated…
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Census Data Reveals God Leaving This Fucked Planet Has Caused A Steep Decline In Christianity — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Data from last year’s census has revealed a steep dip in the number of Australians leaving Christianity, which many…