Local Black Sheep Cancels Plan To Ruin Christmas After Learning Nan Is Knitting Him A Jumper — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Black Sheep Cancels Plan To Ruin Christmas After Learning Nan Is Knitting Him A Jumper — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local family yardstick Dillain Crooper (34) has made an adjustment to his holiday plans following a leak in his incoming Christmas presents.  In…

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Political Party Created To Support Workers Consider Radical Plan To Not Give Billionaires Tax Breaks — The Betoota Advocate
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Political Party Created To Support Workers Consider Radical Plan To Not Give Billionaires Tax Breaks — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian working class continue to battle in the face of comical rent spikes and in impenetrable property market, the pressure is…

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Singled-Roomed Luxury Apartment Boosts Listing Price With Euphemistic Description Of 'Modern Open Plan Living’ — The Betoota Advocate
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Singled-Roomed Luxury Apartment Boosts Listing Price With Euphemistic Description Of ‘Modern Open Plan Living’ — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The listing price of a single-roomed luxury apartment in Betoota’s flight path district has doubled after Real Estate Agency, Carton’s Real Estate, listed…

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Scotty Struggling To Maintain Faith That The Big Fella Upstairs Had All Of This In His Plan — The Betoota Advocate
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Scotty Struggling To Maintain Faith That The Big Fella Upstairs Had All Of This In His Plan — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The nation’s most high-profile backbencher has today revealed he is pondering a few of life’s big questions. Parliament is back, and so is…

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Gossip-Heavy Rebel Girls Group Chat Suggests Hens Party Preparations Aren’t Going To Plan — The Betoota Advocate
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Gossip-Heavy Rebel Girls Group Chat Suggests Hens Party Preparations Aren’t Going To Plan — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A long-awaited hens party is in crisis this evening, after preparations for the event have been stonewalled by a group of…

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Landlord Informs Single Millennial Her Back Up Plan Of Being A Cat Lady Is Also Too Aspirational — The Betoota Advocate
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Landlord Informs Single Millennial Her Back Up Plan Of Being A Cat Lady Is Also Too Aspirational — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though she’d always ‘joked’ about it, local woman Felice Hart [32] has always secretly envisioned herself as a cat lady.  This concept would…

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Satan’s Plan Sounds Like A Pretty Sick Band Name — The Betoota Advocate
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Satan’s Plan Sounds Like A Pretty Sick Band Name — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has this week shown he’s not quite ready to step out of the spotlight, by doing whatever it…

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