Tag: Plan
Dad Befriends Local Delinquents As Part Of Long-Term Plan To Destroy Trees Without Council Approval — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a political landscape hamstrung by bureaucracy and red tape, one local dad has taken matters of urgency into his own hands. Todd…
Reporter Slammed For Asking Arden And Marin If They Plan On Having A Pillow Fight Later — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinta Ardern yesterday had to reprimand a young reporter, after a conference proved even being the leader of a…
Local Black Sheep Cancels Plan To Ruin Christmas After Learning Nan Is Knitting Him A Jumper — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local family yardstick Dillain Crooper (34) has made an adjustment to his holiday plans following a leak in his incoming Christmas presents. In…
Political Party Created To Support Workers Consider Radical Plan To Not Give Billionaires Tax Breaks — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian working class continue to battle in the face of comical rent spikes and in impenetrable property market, the pressure is…
Singled-Roomed Luxury Apartment Boosts Listing Price With Euphemistic Description Of ‘Modern Open Plan Living’ — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The listing price of a single-roomed luxury apartment in Betoota’s flight path district has doubled after Real Estate Agency, Carton’s Real Estate, listed…
Scotty Struggling To Maintain Faith That The Big Fella Upstairs Had All Of This In His Plan — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The nation’s most high-profile backbencher has today revealed he is pondering a few of life’s big questions. Parliament is back, and so is…
Gossip-Heavy Rebel Girls Group Chat Suggests Hens Party Preparations Aren’t Going To Plan — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A long-awaited hens party is in crisis this evening, after preparations for the event have been stonewalled by a group of…
Landlord Informs Single Millennial Her Back Up Plan Of Being A Cat Lady Is Also Too Aspirational — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though she’d always ‘joked’ about it, local woman Felice Hart [32] has always secretly envisioned herself as a cat lady. This concept would…
Satan’s Plan Sounds Like A Pretty Sick Band Name — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has this week shown he’s not quite ready to step out of the spotlight, by doing whatever it…