Tag: Place
Questions Raised About The Roosters Place In The NRL After Embarrassing Rd 1 Loss — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Bosses at the National Rugby League are today contemplating the state of their league, after an interesting first round of matches. Namely, questions…
RBA Boss Philip Lowe Suggests People Struggling To Service Mortgage On Their ColorBond Shitbox Should Talk To Their Bank About Why In Fuck’s Name They Let Them Borrow The $1.5m In The First Place
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Reserve Bank Chief Philip Lowe says he’s only playing the hand life’s given him as he struggles to kill…
Advice Column | Cost-Effective Ways Of Shedding Staff Through A Terrible Work Place Culture — The Betoota Advocate
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Hi I’m Dr Chet Spevens, and as Australia’s leading divine channel business intuitive and financial life coach, I’m here…
“Wow, This Place Sucks,” Says Sydney Shitebag Finally Checking Out Barangaroo — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister Paul Keating’s lasting legacy on the country is a casino district beside the nation’s largest open-air…
Local Woman’s Bottom Drawer Final Resting Place For Clothes She Couldn’t Be Fucked Sending Back — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As she tries on some of the clothes she’s received with her latest ASOS haul, local woman Dimity Bishop [26] is appalled to…
Share House’s Pitiful Courtyard Now Permanent Storage Place For Rubbish That Can’t Fit In Wheelie Bin — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A five person share house in Betoota Heights has found themselves learning to live with rubbish this week, after yet again failing to…
“Give Me Ten Good Blokes And A Dozen SLRs And I’ll Secure Our Gas Reserves And Make Sure None Of It, Not Even A Bic Lighter Of The Stuff, Gets Sent Overseas To Places Like China Or Some Other Bloody Place Because This Is Our Gas And I’ll Be Damned If We Sell It On For A Profit While Australian Families Are Shivering Their Way Through The Coldest Winter In Fifty Years, We Will Take The Fight To The Gas Exporters And This Isn’t The First Time I’ve Put A Hot Round Through The Patella (Which Is Latin For Kneecap) Of Some Corporate Johnny Who’s Selling Australia Down The River There’s A Million Wild Acres Of Country Out Past Julia Creek Where These Bastards Can Rot Under A Boree Tree When I’m Done With Them.” — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Member for Kennedy Bob Katter has unveiled his plan to make sure the gas shortage crisis is averted…