Tag: Philip
“That’ll Do, Pig,” Says RBA Boss Philip Lowe To Australian People After Pausing Rate Hike — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australians are breathing easier today after the Reserve Bank put an end to the successive interest rate hikes that…
RBA Boss Philip Lowe Finds It A Bit Rich That He Has To Explain Himself To Politicians That Have Tertiary Qualifications From Places Like Charles Sturt University
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the nation’s great monetary minds has told The Advocate that he thinks it’s a bit rich that…
RBA Boss Philip Lowe Says Triggering Total Collapse Of Society And Civil War Through Prudent Monetary Policy Are Steps He’s Willing To Take In Order To Keep Downward Pressure On Inflation
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Reserve Bank chief Philip Lowe has revealed the steps he’s willing to take in order to kill the inflation…
“These Motherfuckers Just Don’t Get It” Says RBA Boss Philip Lowe As He Watches Bloke AfterPay A New TV — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The rate boss of Australia Philip Lowe has all but guaranteed another mammoth increase in interest rates today after…
RBA Boss Philip Lowe Suggests People Struggling To Service Mortgage On Their ColorBond Shitbox Should Talk To Their Bank About Why In Fuck’s Name They Let Them Borrow The $1.5m In The First Place
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Reserve Bank Chief Philip Lowe says he’s only playing the hand life’s given him as he struggles to kill…
RBA Governor Philip Lowe Apologises For Not Warning People That Real Estate Is A Gamble And Sometimes You Lose — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The softly-spoken finance nerd who controls our monetary destiny as Australians has apologised today for “honey-dicking” so many ordinary…
RBA Governor Philip Lowe Daydreams About Having Those Indian Cops With The Sticks Here For Christmas To Flog Naughty Shoppers Spending Frivolously In The Economy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The happy-go-lucky economist that runs the Reserve Bank of Australia has revealed that he had a daydream recently where…
“Don’t Hate The Player, Hate The Game” RBA Chief Philip Lowe Tells People Under Mortgage Stress — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large| Contact The price of money has gone up again today, putting more stress on the bottom line of everyone in this…
“Lol Sorry” Says RBA Governor Philip Lowe After Raising Rates Despite Saying He Wouldn’t Until 2024 — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Reserve Bank Governor Philip Lowe has issued a backhanded apology this morning after those people he lured into…