Tag: Perrottet
Dominic Perrottet Reveals Plans To Introduce New Tollways On Sydney Footpaths If Elected — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In news from Sydney, some new exciting tollways for residents of the Harbour city have been announced today. Unhappy with the numerous…
NSW Premier Perrottet Responds To Media Questions About John Barilaro With A Phat Cloud — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The 2022 NSW election campaign is officially underway today, as state Premier Dominic Perrottet was officially asked a difficult question from a member…
David Elliot Informs Perrottet That It’s Time For Him To Flee To Rural Argentina — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some shocking news today, The Betoota Advocate can confirm that the NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet is considering a drastic career move. According…
“No Soup For You” Jokes Dominic Perrottet In Effort To Move On From Nazi Dress-Up Scandal — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The premier of Newcastle, Sydney and Wollongong (NSW) has today moved to repair his public image. Premier Dominic Perrottet has been under fire…
National Drug Dealers Association Call On Perrottet To Resign And End War On Their Laundries — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The President of the National Drug Dealers Association (NDDA) has called on disgraced NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet to resign…
Perrottet Insists He Understands The Horrors Of Nazism As A Father Of 7 Kids In The Hills — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the NSW election just 10 weeks away, Premier Dominic Perrottet has has been working around the clock to move past that unfortunate…
Perrottet Says He Was Not Aware How Offensive Nazi Costumes Were Until He Read Spare — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet has today apologised for wearing a Nazi uniform to his 21st birthday party, saying he only just realised the…
Pokie Industry Dirt File On Dom Perrottet Just One Page Detailing The Five Times He’s Said “Tampon” Out Loud — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the shadowy members of the New South Wales poker machine industry has confirmed to The Advocate that…
Perrottet Gives His Office A Quick Make-Over Before Facing Media Over New Barilaro Revelations — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet has finally fronted the media today, after yet another bombshell was dropped on the parliamentary inquiry investigating the former…
Perrottet Grows Increasingly Worried That This Could Happen To His Pool If This Barilaro Shit Continues — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The defacto leader of the nation’s portaloo is growing increasingly worried that his private pool could get pissed in…